# Porn remakes of films **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227 "1999-09-26T15:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2acd7d/32.png) [@Mentor\_and\_Liar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mentor_and_Liar)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/41 "2000-01-18T06:22:00Z")
Feltch American History XXX Pump Friction Shindler’s Lust Dr Strange Unrequited Love or: How I Yearned to Love the Bombshell Swingin’ in the Rain The Pleasure of the Sierra Madre Reservoir Doggie-style The Gropes of Wrath Arsenic and Black Lace Fuck, Suck, and Two Smoking Barrels Fanny on Alexander’s The Touchables Crimes and Misty Moaners Backside Story King Dong Mark Serlin and the Adventures of Winnie the Poof I feel a little guilty–picking off the easy ones. martin ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/42 "2000-01-18T10:00:00Z")
I’m waiting for “The Boner Collector” * * * _Exits, pursued by a bear_ ---
**Author:** ![MadPoet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8c91f0/32.png) [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/43 "2000-01-18T13:45:00Z")
The one I always wanted to make was “Lust Action Hero”, and show what _I’d_ do if I found that golden ticket. Also, I’d like to do “Jizzmoppers”, a take off on Clerks, only in a porno store. * * * [http://www.madpoet.com](http://www.madpoet.com) Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/44 "2000-01-18T14:19:00Z")
wait . . . “Earth Girls Are Easy” was NOT a porn film, although maybe it should have been since it starred Gena Davis ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/45 "2000-01-18T14:22:00Z")
oh and P.S. my college buddies and I used to play a game to see who could come up with the best porn title . . . I would inevitably win with my fave : “The Crack of Dawn” I think this may actually be a porn flic now. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/46 "2000-01-19T06:08:00Z")
Meet Wally’s Parts or: Park Wally’s Meat * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/47 "2000-01-19T06:46:00Z")
I saw a porn paperback one time entitled: For whom the Belles Toil * * * “I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.” (private Joker in Full Metal Jacket) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/48 "2000-01-19T06:58:00Z")
This probably exists as well, although I’ve never seen it… Good Will Humping. * * * “Buffalo Bills? Oh, yeah. The guys that always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.” --WallyM7 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/49 "2000-01-18T20:03:00Z")
Ass Pirates Circle Jerk of Friends Stealing Booty Extra-ordinary Peephole The Tight Muff Grease (waitaminnit…) * * * “Are you frightened of snakes?” “Only if they dress up as werewolves.” -Preacher ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/50 "2000-01-18T20:40:00Z")
Satan, the strap on and everything ( The girl, the gold watch and everything) Screwing Private Ryan Two males for Sister Sarah I know what I want to do to you this summer Willy’s Wonka in the chocolate factory * * * Ayesha ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/51 "2000-01-18T21:03:00Z")
I have a porno remake of a porno. It is called “Debbie Does The Dishes”. I swear. * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/52 "2000-01-19T03:47:00Z")
Farenheit 69 Diddle All the Way * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![ubermensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bcef8e/32.png) [@ubermensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ubermensch)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/53 "2000-01-19T06:46:00Z")
ok this is a real one. it’s the clever title of the month, according to adult video news. don’t ask me why i was at their site, and just so you know, i’ve never been there before today. [http://www.adultvideonews.com/editch/title0100.html](http://www.adultvideonews.com/editch/title0100.html) hopefully that link works. anyway, it has nudity, and it’s pretty disturbing so if yer under 18…don’t go there ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/54 "2000-01-19T07:51:00Z")
Ok, here goes: Free my willy Poke my hontas Scream The Spunkwell Jerks Anna on the King Moonfuck Mall-bratts The Postman Cums Twice The Rear Bimbo Alice in Underwear Wild Wild Breasts Desperate Pleasures Butterworld Any Given Suckday 101 Dominatrix’s End of Lays Peeing on John Malkovich Don’t Watch Hentai Anime While Dinking Bruce in da Hood. Ragnolia Humplestiltskin ```auto ------------------ "And on the eighth day, God Created beer to prevent the Irish from taking over the Earth." *~SNOOGANS~* ``` ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/55 "2000-01-20T06:17:00Z")
Actually, regarding “Humplestiltskin”, I think there’s an actual porno called “Rumpled Foreskin”. * * * ## (to borrow a sig)The Poster Formerly Unknown as Rodimus “Are you frightened of snakes?” “Only when they dress like werewolves.” -Preacher ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/56 "2000-01-19T19:26:00Z")
It’s A Wonderful Sex Life * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![robbaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a4c791/32.png) [@robbaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robbaba)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/57 "2000-01-19T22:20:00Z")
I can’t believe nobody has listed my two favorites: “A River Runs Through Her” and “Indiana Bones and the Temple of Poon” * * * “It’s like banging your head against a wall because it feels so good when you stop.” ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/58 "2000-01-20T04:19:00Z")
The Muppets Do Manhattan * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/59 "2000-01-20T04:31:00Z")
## American Booty 10 Things I Suck Off You Fist Club High Heels Drifter - okay, so this one’s just just a drag video. Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance. – a Celtic motto ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/60 "2000-01-20T04:31:00Z")
Homo Alone II Lost in New York Somewhere near Christopher Street * * * Then Holley held Miss Spider’s hand… I’ll say no more, you understand. For private moments between spiders Should not be witnessed by outsiders. -David Kirk- Miss Spider’s Wedding [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227.md?page=4)