# Porn remakes of films **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 1999, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227 "1999-09-26T15:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/61 "2000-01-20T20:26:00Z")
Wonka’s Willy in the Condom Factory * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/62 "2000-01-21T03:52:00Z")
Inspect Her Gadget * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/63 "2000-01-21T04:06:00Z")
I guess there’s one called “The Sapornos.” ---
**Author:** ![WIU\_Wozman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WIU\_Wozman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIU_Wozman)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/64 "2000-01-21T05:21:00Z")
Let’s go with some classics, guys!! Balls of St. Mary’s Bone with the Wind McClint’s Cock ## And to go with the Disney thing…where is Poke A Hot Ass? View every exit as an entrance someplace else ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/65 "2000-01-22T06:35:00Z")
In Your Pants Day * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a5b964/32.png) [@The\_Stranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/66 "2000-01-22T06:45:00Z")
Sex Toy Story (stolen from MAD TV) Sex Toy Story 2 – that one’s mine ---
**Author:** ![spankboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@spankboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spankboy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/67 "2000-01-22T12:04:00Z")
What about my Ginger Lynn fave: ‘The Poonies’? And, there was a whole list of bad porn in ‘Clerks’, like ‘Men Alone 3: The K-Y Connection’. -sb * * * They say the Lord loves drunks, fools and little children. Two out of three ain’t bad. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/68 "2000-01-22T21:24:00Z")
Felching Ms. Tingle * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/69 "2000-01-24T04:05:00Z")
Dudley Do Her * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/70 "2000-01-26T04:08:00Z")
Here’s something else to think about: What if they made porn movies based on TV shows? We’d probably see things like: ## Third Cock From the Sun the Sex Files Mad About Screwing Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![ENC\_Heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/65b543/32.png) [@ENC\_Heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENC_Heel)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/71 "2000-01-27T20:29:00Z")
Don’t know if it’s real, but: E.T.: The Extra Testicle * * * “I never lie, but I don’t always say what I’m thinking.” ENC Heel ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/72 "2000-01-27T21:42:00Z")
Feeling Malcovitch’s Johnson * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/73 "2000-01-29T04:34:00Z")
Galaxy Breast * * * Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2000, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/74 "2000-01-29T05:02:00Z")
Dee Blew Me. * * * Find my shape by the moonlight, why my thoughts aren’t so clear. ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/75 "2000-01-30T00:55:00Z")
Star Whores. * * * \>\< DARWIN \> \_\_ **L\_\_\_L** ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/76 "2000-01-30T03:22:00Z")
Star Warts: Join Luke Skywakker as he travels to the planet Clamydia for the massive Space orgy. On the way, he will meet Princess Gonnalaya… “Hello, I’m Luke Skywakker, and these are my two droids, R2Dcup and C3POhmygod.” “Hello, I am C3POhmygod, designed to bring exquisite pleasure to humans.” click, hmm “Oh my GOD!” He will also have to deal with the gangster Grabba the Butt. “Now, Han solo, you will eat Bantha poodoo!” * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-remakes-of-films/13227/77 "2000-01-30T03:53:00Z")
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