# Porn spoof recommendations?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657 "2006-09-06T16:48:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/1 "2006-09-06T16:48:09Z")

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Okay folks…we’re all adults here. And I presume that a fair number of us have seen “Pirates,” the Lord of the Rings of adult cinema.  
“Pirates” is clearly a riff on Pirates of the Caribbean. We recently also caught “The Davinci Load,” a spoof of, you guessed it, Cast Away.

Anywho, these movies are fun to watch…my wife and I actually found ourselves hoping the sex scenes would hurry along so we could get back to then plot.

So, any more suggestions in this genre?

And btw- for those unfamiliar with his work, Evan Stone is perhaps the finest actor in cinema history. Think Kevin Sorbo and William Shatner’s love-child.

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/2 "2006-09-06T17:09:50Z")

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_Edward Penishands_

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/3 "2006-09-06T17:20:59Z")

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We thought _Debbie Does Dishes_, a spoof of _Debbie Does Dallas_\*, had some humorous bits. You can’t beat porn spoofing porn.

\*I have not seen the original, so no idea how much of a spoof it was beyond the title.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/4 "2006-09-06T17:32:18Z")

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“Sex World” is a parody of the old “Futureworld” movies. It’s got some silliness to it, though I don’t know if it has enough of a plot to be worth getting back to.

Jenna Jameson’s “Silver Screen Confidential” had an actual plot and some fairly funny bits – the male lead showed himself to have a pretty good comic gift, including “the gift of gab.” Along with that other gift male porn stars tend to have. Also, Jameson’s’ “Satyr,” while not INTENTIONALLY funny, is always good for a laugh. Has a strong plot (for a porn flick) as well.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_the_turtle/32/2926_2.png) [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_the_Turtle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/5 "2006-09-06T19:11:07Z")

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Evan Stone and Randy Spears both crack me the hell up. Check out **Hercules** , a spoof of the Xena type fantasy/adventure genre.

There’s also the Skinemax type (softcore spoofs): \*\*Witches of Breastwick, Lord of the G-String, Busty Cops (I and II!) \*\*, etc

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/6 "2006-09-06T19:28:41Z")

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The DaVinci Load? Bwhaaa… you don’t even have to watch 'em to be entertained. The titles alone can do it.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/7 "2006-09-06T19:34:01Z")

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I found _Flesh Gordon_ pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/8 "2006-09-06T19:45:04Z")

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[QUOTE=freckafree]  
I found _Flesh Gordon_ pretty funny.  
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Very funny, and a great deal of fun. But not hardcore.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/9 "2006-09-06T20:03:30Z")

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Not long ago, I caught **Orgasmo,** a live action spoof of porn flicks made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone before they started doing **South Park**. It had a naive Mormon missionary getting persuaded to play Orgasmo, a porn superhero who fights evil with his sidekick Choda Boy (think Robin with a dildo strapped to his head.) The porn parts were softcore, but the story and the campy acting were amusing.

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/10 "2006-09-06T20:51:22Z")

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Years ago I saw a hilarious porn called (IIRC) “Dick at Nite,” a parody of the “Nick at Nite” lineup of old family sitcoms. It was funny to watch and was one of the few pornos I’ve seen where the plot and script were good.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2006, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/11 "2006-09-06T21:57:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Fear the Turtle]  
There’s also the Skinemax type (softcore spoofs): \*\*Witches of Breastwick, Lord of the G-String, Busty Cops (I and II!) \*\*, etc  
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Yes, anything with Misty Mundae in it: Spiderbabe, Playmate of the Apes, Lord of the G-strings, Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/12 "2006-09-07T00:37:41Z")

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Does nobody remember _[The First Nudie Musical](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/)_?

“Bring in the stunt cock!”

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/13 "2006-09-07T00:58:36Z")

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[QUOTE=An Arky]  
_Edward Penishands_  
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Johnny Depp just mentioned this one in an interview w/ Rolling Stone a few weeks back. It made me laugh because I remembered always seeing this box on the shelf at the local video store, and my friends and I constantly joking about it.

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**Author:** ![Harbinger\_of\_Courteous\_Debate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8c91f0/32.png) [@Harbinger\_of\_Courteous\_Debate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harbinger_of_Courteous_Debate)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/14 "2006-09-07T02:10:25Z")

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The best porn movie title ever is Grinding Nemo. Or Saving Ryan’s Privates.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/15 "2006-09-07T02:33:18Z")

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[QUOTE=Harbinger of Courteous Debate]  
Or Saving Ryan’s Privates.  
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Surely there’s been a Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

And I got a chuckle out of seeing a box labelled “Crimson Thighs”.

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**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/16 "2006-09-07T02:34:24Z")

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Back in the early 90’s, there was _The Flintbones_, which was much better than the Hollywood _Flintstones_ movie that came out shortly after. Ron Jeremy was born to play Fred.

There was also a Star Trek spoof that I remember as being pretty amusing – I think it was simply called _Sex Trek_ .

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/17 "2006-09-07T03:55:37Z")

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Lord of the G-String. You won’t regret it.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/18 "2006-09-07T05:37:35Z")

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]  
We thought _Debbie Does Dishes_, a spoof of _Debbie Does Dallas_\*, had some humorous bits. You can’t beat porn spoofing porn.

\*I have not seen the original, so no idea how much of a spoof it was beyond the title.  
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I’ve seen both. Nothing similar but the title, but both Debbies are first class.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/19 "2006-09-07T05:39:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Evil Captor]  
Very funny, and a great deal of fun. But not hardcore.  
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Have you ever seen the original in theatrical release? A lot more hardcore than the chopped up video release. The original was great, the video was limp. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2006, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/20 "2006-09-07T06:04:02Z")

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[QUOTE=AskNott]  
Not long ago, I caught **Orgasmo,** a live action spoof of porn flicks made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone before they started doing **South Park**. It had a naive Mormon missionary getting persuaded to play Orgasmo, a porn superhero who fights evil with his sidekick Choda Boy (think Robin with a dildo strapped to his head.) The porn parts were softcore, but the story and the campy acting were amusing.  
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A notable thing about Orgasmo is that a sizable portion (possibly a majority) of the cast of the movie WAS made up of hardcore porn stars, most notably including Ron Jeremy as the actor who played JIZZ MASTER ZERO! (Not to mention being the guy who claimed that porn didn’t objectify women, but rather, porn objectified… people.) Oh, and the girl who played Lobster Girl was a hottie, even with the claws.

An actual porno film I have to recommend is “Space Nuts”. It’s a parody of Star Wars, and aside from having some very good sex scenes (and a couple they could have skipped). They get points for some creative costuming (one of the actresses was covered head-to-toe in blue makeup to make her look vaguely alien, one of the actors had some kind of glossy makeup to make him look plasticky because he was an android, and the main bad guy looked a lot like Emporer Palpatine). Also, the only porn I’ve seen with space battles. 😃

Oh, and as for amusing random porn parodies, Robot Chicken did a 30 second re-enactment of Debbie Does Dallas, featuring popsicle sticks in place of all the performers. It’s worth noting that the plot of Debbie Does Dallas can effectively be compressed to 30 seconds, and I think it’s kinda sad that I recognized all the scenes depicted in the parody.

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