# Porn spoof recommendations?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657 "2006-09-06T16:48:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/41 "2006-09-11T04:25:35Z")

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I always liked the titles:

HANNAH **DOES** HER SISTERS  
FORREST **RUMP**  
PULP **FRICTION**

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/42 "2006-09-11T04:44:35Z")

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Mind you, the only one I’ve seen is “Lord of the G-Strings” (damn, that was funny! Really unsexy, though), but here are some more titles I’ve heard:

-Shaving Ryan’s Privates  
-Moulin Splooge  
-Star Whores  
-Snatch Adams

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/43 "2006-09-11T08:35:35Z")

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_Sex Trek_ and _Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm_

Both were hilarious, because the cast was obviously having fun spoofing the characters from the orignal show

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**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/44 "2006-09-11T14:57:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Mind you, the only one I’ve seen is “Lord of the G-Strings” (damn, that was funny! Really unsexy, though),  
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Holy crap, was it ever. We just caught this gem. Funny, maybe. But we’ve got dirty, unattractive people making lame jokes and laughing at themselves. All it needed was a Horatio Sanz cameo to make it a toal loss.

Okay folks, rule #1 in porn- do whatever you want, but I’m still supposed to want to have sex at the end if it. _shudder_

Thanks for the recommendations, folks!

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/45 "2006-09-11T21:43:09Z")

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**T’n’A TV**. A somewhat amusing parody of a PBS fundraising drive.  
It contains a hilarious parody of “Crocodile Hunter”.

**Midsummer Night’s Cream**. Shakespearean porn. Actually contains a couple of Shakespeare’s speeches.

The x-rated versions of **Alice in Wonderland** and **Cinderella**.  
Porn musicals. They don’t make 'em like that anymore.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/46 "2006-09-12T01:20:50Z")

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[QUOTE=DrCube]  
I’ve heard of both _Clithanger_ and _Forrest Hump_ but never saw them nor do I really have any evidence that they are real movies, except that I heard people say so.  
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I went to school with the people that did Forrest Hump. The guy’s real name is Forrest (hence the title) and he and his girlfriend (still dating now, if I recall) made a porno tape that was backed by a big local porn place in western New York. Her main line in the film was “Cum, Forrest, Cum!”

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/47 "2006-09-12T06:34:52Z")

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[QUOTE=mbh]  
The x-rated versions of **Alice in Wonderland** and **Cinderella**.  
Porn musicals. They don’t make 'em like that anymore.  
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IIRC, there is an Italian porn version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

And Babylon 5 fans may remembe Snow White and the Seven Narn.

“OK, as a medical professional, I can definitively say that humans and Pakh’Mara can not possibly have sex together.”

…

…

“Well, it’s amazing what they can do with modern technology.”

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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/48 "2006-09-12T07:03:42Z")

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[QUOTE=Sublight]  
_Sex Trek_ and _Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm_

Both were hilarious, because the cast was obviously having fun spoofing the characters from the orignal show  
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There’s also a _Sex Trek: The Final Orgasm_, and as has been mentioned, they’re all excellent because the sex is hot, the plot is on about the same level as most ST:TOS episodes :p, and the actors are really and obviously having a lot of fun and enjoying themselves. Highly recommended!

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/49 "2006-09-12T21:09:43Z")

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Has anyone made Glad He Ate Her yet?

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/50 "2006-09-13T00:46:26Z")

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For more porn-title fun, I recommend [this storyline](http://scandalsheet.comicgenesis.com/d/20020710.html) from my comic strip, [Scandal Sheet!](http://scandalsheet.comicgenesis.com). It involves my main character (a journalism school grad) taking a job at a porn studio, where his main job involves coming up with titles they can create movies around. I believe the first one he comes up with is an exhibitionist movie called “Diddle Her on the Roof.”

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [September 13, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/51 "2006-09-13T11:55:02Z")

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_The Bare Wench Project_ may be the only porn spoof with a bigger budget than the actual movie it’s spoofing.

Is there a movie about bookkeepers called _Double Entry_? One about bankers called _Penalty for Early Withdrawal_? Oughta be.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/52 "2006-10-18T15:46:25Z")

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How about _Lady of the Rings_? Has that been mentioned?

NSFW: www. [yourchoice.co.uk](http://yourchoice.co.uk) /catalog /product\_info.php?products\_id =10065

(I meant for that link to not work; I hope I didn’t screw that up.)

From the site:

> [@](#):
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> Welcome to a world filled with devilish darcs, evil wizards, battles and heroics in Private’s brand new epic blockbuster – Frank Thring’s Lady of the Rings. Filmed in the breathtaking landscapes of New Zealand and the Hungarian Film Studios and starring thirteen, sumptuous, lust filled ladies!
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> It’s the story of Sodo and her servant Sammie who are two horny uninhibited hibbits. Under the guidance of the wizard Bindolf, Sodo has possession of an all-powerful ring and the group set out on a quest to destroy the ring in molten lava by throwing it into the volcano at Mount Chaos.

I almost wish I had a spare £21.00!

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**Author:** ![Tio\_Gringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Tio\_Gringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tio_Gringo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-spoof-recommendations/371657/53 "2006-10-18T17:13:23Z")

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I saw one in the 80’s, shortly after the original came out, called _Backside to the Future_.

It wasn’t great, but (obviously) the title has stuck with me for twenty odd years.

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