# Porn Star Name Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650 "2004-05-17T20:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satyricon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f05b48/32.png) [@Satyricon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satyricon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/1 "2004-05-17T20:09:25Z")
**danceswithcats** ’s “Pimp Name” thread reminded me of this game I used to play as a teenager with my friends (or anyone else we could find 🙂 ) Take the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you lived on to determine what your “porn star name” would be. Mine is: Fluffy Calmcrest 😃 ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/2 "2004-05-17T20:11:34Z")
Puff Bonanza That doesn’t sound so much porn as bad B western. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/3 "2004-05-17T20:17:49Z")
Baby Forrest (sic) Nope, wouldn’t make it in the porn industry. I’ll stick to pimpin’. Ghetto Fabulous H. Skillz - over and out 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TwoTrouts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a9adbd/32.png) [@TwoTrouts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoTrouts)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/4 "2004-05-17T20:23:38Z")
Ginger North. Hmmmm, … very close to the handle of a well-known SDMB poster. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/5 "2004-05-17T20:36:49Z")
the royal family of Monaco may not care for my porn name using this formula… it would be: **King Rainier** ---
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/6 "2004-05-17T20:41:05Z")
Snickers Fowler or Kareem Fowler. I think I prefer Snickers. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/7 "2004-05-17T20:48:34Z")
Uh…I think I did it wrong… Kitty 118th Ave :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![WILLASS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@WILLASS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WILLASS)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/8 "2004-05-17T21:25:24Z")
Mine is ‘Bonnie Westville’, I think it sounds more like a drag queen name to me. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/9 "2004-05-17T21:32:09Z")
“Rusty Rodgers” here. Haven’t decided if I’m an over-the-hill pole dancer, or just one that’s reddish-brown in/on the appropriate areas. ---
**Author:** ![Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@Kilvert\_s\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilvert_s_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/10 "2004-05-18T01:48:53Z")
Dixon Essex 😃 Sounds more like the pimp side of the business, though ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/11 "2004-05-18T01:54:23Z")
Snuffy Phillips. More of a clown or Vaudvilian than a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/12 "2004-05-18T02:17:17Z")
Booboo Tanang Sounds like a female pornstar. With x-large funbags. ---
**Author:** ![Lando\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f17d59/32.png) [@Lando\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lando_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/13 "2004-05-18T02:49:07Z")
Uh-oh. Bailey Bailey (?) 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/14 "2004-05-18T12:21:25Z")
If I go by the criterion of the OP my name would be, “Kermit Radcliff”. If I go by the name of my 2nd pet, it would be, “Dax Radcliff”. I think I’d do better using name #2. ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/15 "2004-05-18T16:19:16Z")
Ginger Croxall. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/16 "2004-05-18T16:23:18Z")
Princess Catherine. That’s awfully innocuous. I like my pimp name better: Snake Eyes L. Dazzle. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/17 "2004-05-18T16:47:33Z")
Elmo Cooley. That ain’t half bad, actually. ---
**Author:** ![hybrid\_dogfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a587f6/32.png) [@hybrid\_dogfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hybrid_dogfish)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/18 "2004-05-18T17:30:48Z")
Todd Vine ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/19 "2004-05-18T18:06:22Z")
Charlie Success. Hmmm… I kinda like it. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/20 "2004-05-18T18:34:51Z")
Peanuts H. It seems lacking in some essential porn zing and the dazzle of a pimp moniker. I do look good in a fedora, however, so perhaps there is some hope for me in the pimp business after all. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650.md?page=2)