# Porn Star Name Game! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650 "2004-05-17T20:09:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/21 "2004-05-18T18:40:16Z")
Princess Topaz checkin’ in… ---
**Author:** ![Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Shirt\_Ninja\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirt_Ninja_13)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/22 "2004-05-18T18:51:01Z")
> [@Satyricon](#): > > **danceswithcats** ’s “Pimp Name” thread reminded me of this game I used to play as a teenager with my friends (or anyone else we could find 🙂 ) > > Take the name of your first pet, and the name of the first street you lived on to determine what your “porn star name” would be. Seska Quarterdeck. hrm. sounds more like a pirate name, really. Doesn’t quite have the ring that “Rocco Sieffredi” has. _bamf_ ---
**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/23 "2004-05-18T21:04:51Z")
Bob Meadow. Although, if we go by middle name and 1st street, I’d have a female porn name: Morgan Meadow. ---
**Author:** ![iamsmurfette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cab0a1/32.png) [@iamsmurfette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamsmurfette)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/24 "2004-05-20T22:28:05Z")
Charly Marjorie or Zoe Porter or Pepper Piper or Pistol Besco I had many pets and moved many times as a kid. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/25 "2004-05-20T22:54:57Z")
Sabrina Santiago Not very porn star. ---
**Author:** ![MMI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/53a042/32.png) [@MMI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MMI)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/26 "2004-05-21T02:36:27Z")
Using that methodology I would be stuck with “Avon Norman” or possibly “Corky Norman” depending whether I go cat or dog. \<\\> (Actually, I would have to check with my parents for the names of streets we lived on before I was 2 or so). However, my real name can already be a porn star name so I’m all set. ---
**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/27 "2004-05-21T02:57:57Z")
Hi, my name is Kitty Brighton. Nice to meet you, shall we shag? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/28 "2004-05-21T04:17:24Z")
Rupert Belavista. Sounds more like an industrialist than a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/29 "2004-05-21T04:21:58Z")
Kina Summer. Not bad if I were female. -or- Rocky Fishhook. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/30 "2004-05-21T04:38:59Z")
I doubt if many people will pay to see a male-star named Daisy Cincinnatti. ---
**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/31 "2004-05-21T11:58:24Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > Rocky Fishhook. Ouch. That would be a good mobster name: “I want that money by Friday, motherfucker, or you’ll be getting a visit from Rocky Fishhook!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eada6e/32.png) [@Go\_You\_Big\_Red\_Fire\_Engine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_You_Big_Red_Fire_Engine)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/32 "2004-05-21T12:09:34Z")
Frankie Cheapside. I sound like a Whistle-blower. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/33 "2004-05-21T12:10:46Z")
Trixie Monroe here. This is a variation of the drag name game, where you take the name of a childhood pet and your mother’s maiden name. In that case, I’d be Trixie Street. Actually, the night some friends and I decided to make up drag names from the spice rack gave me my personal favorite: Paprika Allspice 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/34 "2004-05-21T12:37:20Z")
> [@KRM](#): > > I doubt if many people will pay to see a male-star named Daisy Cincinnatti. Well, there _are_ festish folks out there… Now change it to Daisy _Does_ Cincinnatti and you’re in business!! ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/35 "2004-05-21T16:53:52Z")
Count me in among the unpopular porn stars as Heidi Eastview. Might be OK if I didn’t have a scrotum, complete with the typical contents and upstairs neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/36 "2004-05-21T17:15:11Z")
Trixie Logan, checking in. Or, Pumpkin Logan (first hamster) Or, Glub Logan (first fish) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/37 "2004-05-21T17:16:33Z")
Flossy Elmfield ---
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/38 "2004-05-21T17:19:52Z")
Mine is: Buck Gully It could also be Buck C. Gully, or Buck Crescent Gully, depending on how much of the street name you want to use. I prefer Buck Gully. It also happens to be an actual place - a ravine in Newport Beach, CA. that opens out onto Little Corona beach, one of the coolest beaches anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/39 "2004-05-21T19:16:56Z")
Panther Treelane or Jasper Treelane Hmmm…#1 makes me sound like some sort of ecologist. My tag could be: “She _really_ loves pussy!” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650/40 "2004-05-22T05:32:57Z")
Lady Phoebe Coleridge. To me it sounds too aristocratic for a porn star. It’s more like the name of a duke’s daughter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star-name-game/245650.md?page=3)