# Porn Star **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345 "2001-10-24T17:30:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/1 "2001-10-24T17:30:05Z")
Got you to look! Come one! Play my porn star name game for the first time since 6th grade! Combine name of a present or past pet with your Mom’s maiden name. I’m “Bailey Love” ! What’s yours? ---
**Author:** ![Aguecheek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/2 "2001-10-24T17:35:13Z")
I dunno, somehow **Igor Jamieson** just doesn’t say “Sex Machine” to me. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/3 "2001-10-24T17:36:21Z")
**Spud Ward** just doesn’t seem to scream **Fuck Machine** to me either… ---
**Author:** ![TheNewbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/db5fbb/32.png) [@TheNewbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNewbie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/4 "2001-10-24T17:39:58Z")
With a name like **Duke Wiesen** , I don’t think I would be getting laid much… ---
**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/5 "2001-10-24T17:40:17Z")
Spud Ward? hee hee I beg to differ! Maybe a few minor changes?.. hmm…hmmm…busy rearranging…hmmm… Voila! Stud Wand! ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/6 "2001-10-24T17:40:50Z")
Bo Jangles Hoschke doesn’t really have the Sexpot ring to it that I was looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Von\_Erich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@Von\_Erich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Von_Erich)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/7 "2001-10-24T17:47:08Z")
Mine is Mark Curry, do any women out there find him sexy? Wasn’t he the guy on Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper? ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/8 "2001-10-24T17:51:44Z")
Mitsi Middleton. Nope. Sounds more like a weathergirl or some such. ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/9 "2001-10-24T17:56:09Z")
I would be Tinky Munch. There are certain connotations, but I don’t know if I would earn much of a living in the adult entertainment industry with such a name. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/10 "2001-10-24T18:03:03Z")
Luna Goldstein? I sound more like a jewish hippy! How about Miles Long? I always liked that one. ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/11 "2001-10-24T18:05:00Z")
Sorry, Ugly Upton doesn’t exactly exude sensuality either… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/12 "2001-10-24T18:10:52Z")
Sunshine Henry? Uhh, I’m a guy. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/13 "2001-10-24T18:12:09Z")
“Misty Cooper” Now we’re getting somewhere. Although the fact that I’m a guy might cause some confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/14 "2001-10-24T18:19:25Z")
Yeah, I think I’d be embarassed by “Kitten Langwell” on the marquee. ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/15 "2001-10-24T18:23:42Z")
“Spotty Berry” Sounds like I’ve been around the block a few times. The best is combining your pet’s name with the street you live on. I was “Tootsie 49”, which is kind of lame unless you wonder what happened to the other twenty, but my friend was “Misty Range”. Even he agreed that was the best porn name ever. (I have to admit, though, I like Tinky Munch.) ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/16 "2001-10-24T18:27:05Z")
A slight hijack, but it’s a cool anecdote. I was living with my best friend since grade four they day he found out his pet name/street name formula meant he was “Misty Range”. Later in the day his sister called, so I shouted across the house to him, “Hey, it’s the other Misty Range!” He didn’t hear the phone ring, so he shouted back, “Thought I told you to be more careful! We all have to use the bathroom, you know!” ---
**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/17 "2001-10-24T18:42:35Z")
Celine Bonnet. How… French. ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Earthworm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Dirty\_Earthworm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Earthworm)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/18 "2001-10-24T18:53:01Z")
… I would be Spike Harrison. Now that is a cool porn name! -Syko “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” - Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/19 "2001-10-24T18:55:59Z")
An earlier name game can be fould [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54457), along with **mouthbreather** ’s links to four more. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/20 "2001-10-24T19:00:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anal Scurvy \* > \*\*“Spotty Berry” > > Sounds like I’ve been around the block a few times. > \*\* I just can’t take that seriously from a guy who calls himself ‘Anal Scurvy’. And using the other formula I become ‘Kitten Charles Town Pike’. I don’t think that’s going to fly either. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345.md?page=2)