# Porn Star **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345 "2001-10-24T17:30:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Magic-Gro\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magic-Gro_Monster)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/21 "2001-10-24T19:02:59Z")
“Konah Holsey”!? Sounds like a blend of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/22 "2001-10-24T19:07:02Z")
Rupert Riback. Hmmm, sounds more like a dentist than a porn star…Of course there are the classics “Fillings of Passion” and “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist”. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/23 "2001-10-24T19:20:06Z")
Using the street name formula, I get “Bear Rider”. Make it “Bare” and it just might work! ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/24 "2001-10-24T19:21:36Z")
Spud Guillory. Doesn’t say “porn star” to me. Minor league ballplayer, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/25 "2001-10-24T20:11:09Z")
Butch Bennett, if I go with mother’s maiden name. If I use street names I could be: Butch Queen (maybe in some weird fetish video) Butch Cherry Butch Redwood Butch East 14th st. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/26 "2001-10-24T20:44:42Z")
Herman Worthington? Keeping in mind i’m a gal, I can’t see that as much use to me… Maybe porn for the royal family? ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/27 "2001-10-24T20:56:42Z")
I would be, using the maiden-name formula… Honey Rosemary a little too sweet for me… ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/28 "2001-10-24T21:10:06Z")
Suki Bartlett. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/29 "2001-10-24T21:10:50Z")
Colonel Cobb Heh. Aliterative _and_ manly. ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/30 "2001-10-24T21:17:21Z")
Rex Riviello Italian Stallion, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/31 "2001-10-24T21:23:00Z")
Hrm. Dillinger Avalon? Sounds like a guy who designs ugly purses. Of course, being as Im a girl, its not of much use to me. Ah well. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/32 "2001-10-24T21:36:24Z")
Puddles Dallas? Or Dallas Puddles? I think not. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/33 "2001-10-24T21:49:56Z")
Ziggy Vanker, the porno accountant! ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/34 "2001-10-24T22:20:30Z")
I would like to take this opportunity to once again curse my mother for naming my first pet “Scabby” ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/35 "2001-10-24T22:26:36Z")
Edgar Griffith. Sounds more like somebody you’d expect to see hosting Masterpiece Theater than in a porn movie. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/36 "2001-10-24T22:45:37Z")
Midnight Pace is mine… isn’t it great? ---
**Author:** ![FallFast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FallFast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FallFast)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/37 "2001-10-24T22:53:09Z")
George Enicks Sounds more like a blue collar worker! ---
**Author:** ![Tyklfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@Tyklfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tyklfe)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/38 "2001-10-24T23:29:13Z")
Trampy Treat - WooHoo! bring on the womenz! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/39 "2001-10-24T23:56:12Z")
With the maiden name,it’s Lucy Dunbar With the street I live on, it’s Lucy Glenmore Wow, how completely ordinary and nonsexual can you get?? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![spheric\_thor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@spheric\_thor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spheric_thor)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/40 "2001-10-25T00:12:13Z")
Puddles Miller I can just imagine the ladies lining up now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345.md?page=3)