# Porn Star **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345 "2001-10-24T17:30:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/41 "2001-10-25T01:01:29Z")
I opened this thread by accident. **Mowgli Hegg**. Sounds like an alien disease. Using my grandfather’s original name (he changed it to “Hegg” to be unique), my mother’s maiden name would be different. My name could then be **Tigger Johnson**. Better. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/42 "2001-10-25T01:12:14Z")
My birth mother’s maiden name is Kuroki. I have a ton of pet names to choose from: Sunshine Domino Angel Annie Cherokee Happy Hootie Aramis Wrigley Chicklet Oreo Cleo Kiwi NONE of them sound very sexy. ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/43 "2001-10-25T01:54:39Z")
I think you’d have to go with Hootie for a porn star. Mine would be the frightening **Brunhilde Luecking** , or with the street-name formula the less Teutonic but still unsuitable for porn **Brunhilde Harper**. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/44 "2001-10-25T02:13:43Z")
**Claudia Charpentier**? Hmmm… (Claudia was the cat. Charpentier was my mom. I mean, she still _is_; she just uses her married name now.) ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/45 "2001-10-25T02:21:57Z")
**Max Linkhorn**. Sounds more like one of Tom Mix’s cowboy buddies. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/46 "2001-10-25T03:43:23Z")
sassafras chick. sounds more like a larry mcmurtry heroine to me. ---
**Author:** ![Anal\_Scurvy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c57346/32.png) [@Anal\_Scurvy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anal_Scurvy)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/47 "2001-10-25T04:17:46Z")
An older porn name thread suggested your first pet and your car. I drive a Ford Probe, fully loaded. 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/48 "2001-10-25T04:39:54Z")
Sophina Snyder. Elizabeth Anne Snyder? Spanky Snyder? Shadow Snyder? None of them quite work, although Spanky Snyder sounds like an old comedian. I always liked the other name, where you combine your middle name and the name of the street where you live to get the perfect Soap Opera character name. Back in HS I would have been Wesley Fairview, which I always thought sounds rather dashing. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345/49 "2001-10-25T06:16:51Z")
Cokie Sagan? Squeeks Sagan? Yoda Sagan? Jasper Sagan? Leroy Sagan? Sam Sagan? Blue Sagan? Blind Chicken Sagan? (Yes, Blind Chicken was its name, and it really was a blind chicken) None of those seem to work, though “Squeeks” might be a good porn name; if I were female. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-star/89345.md?page=2)