# Porn titles for popular movies (again) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 26, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072 "2002-06-26T18:05:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/1 "2002-06-26T18:05:14Z")
Well, I guess it’s about time to make up porn titles for popular movies again. **Harry Porthole and the Sorcerer’s Bone Men in Black Leather Chaps Scooby-Doo Dallas The Porn Identity Ben Wa Sisterhood** ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/2 "2002-06-26T19:24:36Z")
Let us not forget these recent hits: **A Beautiful Behind Lord of the Cock Rings Under The Covers Brother The Stripping News** And I just did a viewing of some WWII classics: **Das Booty Shaving Private Ryan Schindler’s Fist Pump Silent, Pump Deep Mora! Mora! Mora!** ---
**Author:** ![Broodha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Broodha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broodha)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/3 "2002-06-26T19:44:01Z")
**The Cum of all Fears** **Dildo and Bitch** ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/4 "2002-06-26T20:27:00Z")
**Minority Reporn** **Lilo & Snatch** **Screw Me Do!** **Divine Secrets of the Ta-Ta Sisterhood** ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/5 "2002-06-26T21:40:59Z")
Fat Man and Little Boy: Greatest moments of NAMBLA-FEST 2000 ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/6 "2002-06-26T21:48:57Z")
Mister’s Balls Black Cock Blown Kate & Leopold & 3 of Kate’s Friends My First Mister (No title change needed) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/7 "2002-06-26T23:43:04Z")
I cant possibly come up with any as good as these! Just want to say “Well Done!” (How about “Clitter”, featuring a Mariah Carey look-alike?) * * * Jesus was in a Coma. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/8 "2002-06-26T23:46:36Z")
I know this is old but there was a porno made called **Star Whores** right? If they didn’t I’m called a script writer. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/9 "2002-06-27T01:17:04Z")
**Men in Back** ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/10 "2002-06-27T01:42:31Z")
I’m thinking **Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys** is quite inappropriate enough on its own. \*\*Juwanna Man[\b] ain’t so far off, either. **Star Wars, Episode One: The Pants of Man-ass Star Wars, Episode Two: A Snack of the Bones Hindstalkers The Importance of Doing Earnest** And so on and so forth. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/11 "2002-06-27T02:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RickJay \* > \*\*And I just did a viewing of some WWII classics: > > Shaving Private Ryan\*\* You got it wrong. It was **Shaving Ryan’s Privates** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7feea3/32.png) [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/12 "2002-06-27T02:44:40Z")
I find the word “Poon” a wonderful all-purpose addition: **Panic Poon** **Poon, or something like it** **MonPoon Wedding** **Poon, interrupted** **A Poon-tiful Mind** **The Poon Identity** **Episode II, Attack of the Poon** **The Sweetest Poon** **Poon of the Damned** **Spider-Poon** **The Sum of all Poon** **PoonTalkers** Etc, etc, etc. ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/13 "2002-06-27T02:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by detop \* > \*\* > > You got it wrong. It was > **Shaving Ryan’s Privates** 😃 \*\* Or as Leno said after the Canadian govt paid for a sex change operation on one of it’s boys… er… whatever “Loosing Ryan’s Privates” ---
**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/14 "2002-06-27T06:11:20Z")
**A Beautiful Behind** **Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind** **Citizen Cane** **Glad He Ate Her** ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/15 "2002-06-27T09:00:49Z")
Bullwinkle: I think you mean **Citizen Came** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-titles-for-popular-movies-again/116072/16 "2002-06-27T14:32:51Z")
Gosford Pork Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Bones