# Porn version of Jurassic World **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 25, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169 "2015-07-25T17:33:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/1 "2015-07-25T17:33:09Z")
The internet has become 50 times better, just because of [this trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6jtOY71ltQ&feature=youtu.be&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dl6jtOY71ltQ%26feature%3Dyoutu.be&has_verified=1) for Jurassic gay porn. Probably safe for work except that you’re watching a trailer for dinosaur gay porn. Or gay dinosaur porn. I don’t even know! There’s some steamy kissing. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/2 "2015-07-25T19:32:23Z")
…I don’t get it. You’ve got a really bad re-make of Jurassic Park in there, interspersed with some shots of dudes making out that don’t seem to have any connection whatsoever to the dinosaur (or sleestak) stuff. Are they even making any effort at all? ---
**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/3 "2015-07-25T19:35:37Z")
I just want to say, “ **jsgoddess** , I’ve always loved you.” You have made my weekend. I feel like Stephon. “This movie has everything. Thai trannies. Gay men. Extraneous dinosaur footage. The good ol’ run’n’ stumble. Shooting. More shooting. Shoes thrown at dudes in dinosaur suits.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/4 "2015-07-25T19:37:05Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Probably safe for work except that you’re watching a trailer for dinosaur gay porn. Or gay dinosaur porn. I don’t even know! There’s some steamy kissing. Didn’t watch the trailer. Does it feature the megasoreass and the lickalottapuss? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/5 "2015-07-25T20:03:49Z")
One of my “favorite” examples of “WTF who gets off on this?” Rule 34 porn that the internet has to offer is a video where the guys are dressed like pterodactyls and flapping while they do their business. I think there might be squawking. I’ll let you google it instead of posting a link. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/6 "2015-07-25T20:12:48Z")
How did they not go with “Yourasslicked world”? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/7 "2015-07-25T20:23:53Z")
You omit to mention the glorious of the lip synchronization (other language), which magnify the great even most! ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/8 "2015-07-25T20:34:31Z")
“The exciting between human and dinosaur.” Clearly! ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/9 "2015-07-25T22:45:45Z")
> [@BrassyPhrase](#): > > Shoes thrown at dudes in dinosaur suits. And hitting him in the nuts. I didn’t even know dinosaurs had nuts. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/10 "2015-07-25T23:21:43Z")
Should have called it Jurassic Park ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/11 "2015-07-25T23:26:42Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Should have called it Jurassic Park If they wanted a porn name, it should have been _Jurassic Porking_. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-version-of-jurassic-world/726169/12 "2015-07-25T23:27:32Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > If they wanted a porn name, it should have been _Jurassic Porking_. Even better 🙂