# Porn with Music **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 28, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919 "2008-12-28T03:32:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/1 "2008-12-28T03:32:57Z")
Idiot porn producers, I like watching people fuck. I can hear irritating music whenever I turn on the TV. I don’t need to hear it when I’m watching a nice, er, sausage, plugging a wide open pussy, while the other opening is, shall we say, sphinctering nicely. Especially when I’m watching raw sex. It would be understandable if the music was edgy in some manner, but why is it always happy-go-lucky, let’s go get an ice cream cone happy? Not that sex can’t be happy, but this is online porn I’m talking about. Stop with the extraneous music already and let me imagine that the woman who is getting plugged is getting plugged by me! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/2 "2008-12-28T03:34:12Z")
Your TV doesn’t have a mute button or a volume control? ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/3 "2008-12-28T03:44:58Z")
Well, of course, but I like to hear the sounds of people fucking. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/4 "2008-12-28T04:04:58Z")
I belong to a group on LiveJournal that finds really stupid, bad porn and sort of gives it the MST3K treatment, if you will. One was your average home-made threesome video, pretty meh, except that in the background, on repeat, was playing the theme song from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Wha? ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/5 "2008-12-28T04:37:32Z")
I guess you would be really disappointed with [pornaoke](http://www.pornaoke.com/) ( **NSFW** obviously). ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/6 "2008-12-28T04:48:44Z")
\ premature articulation ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/7 "2008-12-28T05:15:56Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I belong to a group on LiveJournal that finds really stupid, bad porn and sort of gives it the MST3K treatment, if you will. One was your average home-made threesome video, pretty meh, except that in the background, on repeat, was playing the theme song from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Wha? But, don’t you see, that is okay with me. Amateur home-made porn, anything goes. I’m talking about the gratuitous addition of unneeded music. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/8 "2008-12-28T05:20:08Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I belong to a group on LiveJournal that finds really stupid, bad porn and sort of gives it the MST3K treatment, if you will. One was your average home-made threesome video, pretty meh, except that in the background, on repeat, was playing the theme song from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Wha? That made my night. Thank you. I would enjoy porn with either the 1812 symphony or Ride of the Valkyries as well. ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/9 "2008-12-28T05:31:38Z")
**Fiddle Peghead** , I join you in your hatred for gratuitous music that interferes with the sound of porn. I should add that I also hate voice overs that obliterate the natural sounds of a solid fucking. ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/10 "2008-12-28T06:04:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I belong to a group on LiveJournal that finds really stupid, bad porn and sort of gives it the MST3K treatment, if you will. One was your average home-made threesome video, pretty meh, except that in the background, on repeat, was playing the theme song from “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” Wha? Oh god, I know exactly what you are talking about. Its pretty terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/11 "2008-12-28T06:07:22Z")
> [@Alienhand](#): > > **Fiddle Peghead** , I join you in your hatred for gratuitous music that interferes with the sound of porn. I should add that I also hate voice overs that obliterate the natural sounds of a solid fucking. Yeah, the ridiculous, obvious overdubs are more irritating than the music. They can’t even synch them up right. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/12 "2008-12-28T06:28:00Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Yeah, the ridiculous, obvious overdubs are more irritating than the music. They can’t even synch them up right. Especially when the woman continues to scream and/or moan while her mouth is clearly otherwise occupied. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/13 "2008-12-28T07:18:48Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > I don’t need to hear it when I’m watching a nice, er, sausage, plugging a wide open pussy, while the other opening is, shall we say, sphinctering nicely. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/14 "2008-12-28T08:50:22Z")
All right, y’all! :mad:🙂 **YOU** ruint (southern for “ruined”) me with your no-holds barred responses to my thread “I’m not gay but…”, so you have only yourselves to blame with \*\*my \*\* contribution to this thread. Stupidest dialogue I **ever** heard in a porno flick: She: "Ahhh, **fuck** me, baby! He: " I **am!**" _kicher_ (German for “snicker”) Quasi ---
**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/15 "2008-12-28T09:57:34Z")
Damn right! The only sound in porn should be the short dialog & high moaning dubbed by 60yo bored hausfraus! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/16 "2008-12-28T11:02:52Z")
> [@Alienhand](#): > > **Fiddle Peghead** , I join you in your hatred for gratuitous music that interferes with the sound of porn. I should add that I also hate voice overs that obliterate the natural sounds of a solid fucking. As do I. Fortunately most gay porn seems to have moved past the convention of having music play during the actual sex (although it does play in the scene setting/story parts). Funny story though; I once popped a new porn DVD into my player, switched it on and waited for the copyright screens to go past - and was treated to my favourite Vivaldi piece as the music of the menu. It was sensational! ---
**Author:** ![bacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/17 "2008-12-28T19:13:48Z")
I can never watch porn long enough for the music to bother me. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/18 "2008-12-28T19:23:59Z")
Bow chikka bow bow ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/19 "2008-12-28T19:44:25Z")
On the other hand, I once attended a lecture on the fracturing of crystals where all of the prof’s presentations featured sleazy soft-porn music. I am to this day somewhat bewilderingly aroused by the phrase ‘propagating lattice fault’. ---
**Author:** ![bacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b782af/32.png) [@bacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bacon)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919/20 "2008-12-28T22:25:28Z")
> [@Diane](#): > > Bow chikka bow bow You know the two sexiest animals in the barnyard? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn-with-music/478919.md?page=2)