# Porn!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 30, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030 "2004-10-30T16:40:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/1 "2004-10-30T16:40:00Z")

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Oh man, you need to check out the explicit images on [LINK REMOVED BY TUBADIVA]  
I’ve never seen anything like it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/2 "2004-10-30T16:52:43Z")

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LOL, is this technically work-safe, then? 😃

Adam  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/3 "2004-10-30T17:00:24Z")

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cute 🙂

Yes, it is worksafe, but it may raise an eyebrow or two until you show them the joke.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/4 "2004-10-30T17:25:29Z")

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That site is, however, only a single click away from a real porn page.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/5 "2004-10-30T17:43:43Z")

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Lol… I fell right for that until I clicked on a picture.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/6 "2004-10-30T17:50:49Z")

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> [@Johnny Bravo](#):
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> That site is, however, only a single click away from a real porn page.

Where? Unless you’re talking about the banner ad marked “not work safe”. I don’t think the site having such an ad violates the rules of the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/7 "2004-10-30T17:57:16Z")

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I wouldn’t click on it at work. Even though it’s work safe, the words and ads may still trigger the filters.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/8 "2004-10-30T19:48:09Z")

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That site! It’s so… so… so very _so_!

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/9 "2004-10-30T20:09:17Z")

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I had something similar on my web site back in the day…

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/10 "2004-10-30T20:11:14Z")

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“No, really boss! It’s not porn! It’s just got XXXXXX HOT HORNY HOUSEWIVES on it, and body parts that _look_ like hardcore sex acts!”

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/11 "2004-10-30T20:25:23Z")

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Now, how to put this site to good use…  
I know!  
I’m going to leave it in the history on the home computer and see if hubby will fall for it. 😃

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/12 "2004-10-30T20:34:48Z")

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> [@Weirddave](#):
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> Oh man, you need to check out the explicit images on [LINK REMOVED BY TUBADIVA]  
> I’ve never seen anything like it!
> 
> 😃

Umm…what’s the joke here? I clicked on your link and got something that’s definitely not work safe…

Has the link changed?

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/13 "2004-10-30T20:35:54Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Umm…what’s the joke here? I clicked on your link and got something that’s definitely not work safe…
> 
> Has the link changed?

:smack: Oh, nevermind…I just got the joke. You bastard! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/14 "2004-10-30T20:48:46Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> Umm…what’s the joke here? I clicked on your link and got something that’s definitely not work safe…
> 
> Has the link changed?

No, it’s like fingers and ears and knees and stuff made to look like H@T C@KKS! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/15 "2004-10-31T06:16:07Z")

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Dammit Dave, while we all appreciate a joke, this is not so funny when it could get someone in dutch at the office . . . or at home either, for that matter.

It’s too bad you have so little consideration for your fellow members of the Teeming Millions; ain’t that a buddy?

You can always ask a moderator or administrator if you have a question about a post, a link, a site. And if you have any doubts, you should. Though I suspect the problem is that you had no doubt.

Don’t do this again. You’re not being banned, but only because I do think this is just dumbassedness on your part and not malicious intent. However, even stupidity has its limits.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/16 "2004-10-31T06:43:57Z")

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_I_ thought it was funny. ☹

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**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/17 "2004-10-31T07:08:17Z")

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Wow, that seemed kinda harsh (though I haven’t seen it)

**Dave** , care to email it to me?

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/18 "2004-10-31T09:45:56Z")

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Man, what a buzzkill. I guess fingertips and elbows have suddenly become NSFW.

_wanders off to gawk at people’s fingertips_

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**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/19 "2004-10-31T09:55:28Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> Wow, that seemed kinda harsh (though I haven’t seen it)
> 
> **Dave** , care to email it to me?

Ditto!

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**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porn/272030/20 "2004-10-31T10:01:24Z")

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> [@gouda](#):
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> Ditto!

Tritto!

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