# Porno Dreams **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 24, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544 "2001-09-24T19:38:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/1 "2001-09-24T19:38:51Z")
Sunday morning I woke up to a really pornographic dream about a mild acquaintance. He isn’t bad looking, but I have never been attracted to him nor have I ever thought about him in a sexual way. In fact, I don’t think about him at all, just say hello to him when I see him and maybe share a few niceties about the weather. Without getting graphic, I will just say that this dream was very hot and nasty and he was GOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOD. I think I may look at him differently the next time I see him, having seen him naked and in action. 😉 So anyway - WTF was THAT about?!?!? It’s not the first time I have had a really dirty dream about someone unexpected, hell, as heterosexual female some of the best have been lesbian dreams. It was a little ironic but the morning show on a radio station was talking about this very thing this morning. :::Twighlight Zone Music::: Must have been the weekend for wet dreams, eh? Who else does this happen to? ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/2 "2001-09-24T20:10:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Who else does this happen to? \*\* Me. I have sexual dreams all the time. Some of them are so realistic and so, dare I say, _satisfying_, that when I wake up I feel guilty and feel like I should apologize to Mrs. Rastahomie :eek:! And here’s the weird part: I’m straight as an arrow, and rather conservative sexually, but I often dream that I’m with men, or having a 3-way, or acting out some fetish, or doing all sorts of other naughty things that I wouldn’t do for a million dollars IRL :eek:! It’s not just you. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/3 "2001-09-24T20:11:02Z")
My dreams only have the promise of porn, I never actually get to the action. For example, in dreamworld I hook up with a 10 beautiful women I am acquainted with, and who promise wanton and depraved sexual acts with me, but first I must build a canoe out of coffee stirrers and propel it with an egg beater across Lake Michigan to get to the orgy and I spend the rest of the dream designing the canoe and testing wind currents or tides or something. How f\*cked up is that? ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/4 "2001-09-24T20:13:31Z")
I have dreams like this a lot. Unfortunately, my last one somehow involved **Eminem** (icky!) and I havin’ a go at it in a bed with 2 other couples using it too. WEIRD! :eek: Why can’t I have these dreams about someone I actually _want_?! ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/5 "2001-09-24T20:58:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Who else does this happen to? \*\* Me. A lot. Here lately more than usual I have been soooo wound up the next day too! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/6 "2001-09-24T20:59:23Z")
Every time I start to have a dream like that, the damn BOOM-WAKKA-WAKKA-BOOM bass beat wakes me up! ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/7 "2001-09-24T21:02:12Z")
Xizor, have you ever considered going into engineering? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/8 "2001-09-24T21:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanDeCuba \* > \*\*Xizor, have you ever considered going into engineering? \*\* I already am an engineer. Damn, is it that obvious? ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/9 "2001-09-24T21:11:24Z")
Darn it! How _do_ you folks have those dreams? I haven’t had an erotic dream in at least a year, maybe two. And even then it only just got to the good stuff when my alarm went off I had to go to school. And before that … well, I’ve had maybe three erotic dreams in my life. Total. And they pretty much sucked. (Oh, and xizor, I don’t mean to be mean but that’s funny as hell.) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Corrvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@Corrvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corrvin)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/10 "2001-09-24T21:18:23Z")
However, my dreams regarding him are about as fulfilling as our real-life actions toward each other. We live five states apart, but I have dreams about eating icecream and watching movies with him. And sometimes holding hands. Gee, maybe I’m dreaming we’re married. Corr, who actually likes that soppy romantic stuff ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/11 "2001-09-24T21:30:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > > So anyway - WTF was THAT about?!?!? It’s not the first time I have had a really dirty dream about someone unexpected, hell, as heterosexual female some of the best have been lesbian dreams. Well, Freud believed that dreams were the window to the subconcious, although given what I have seen Diane post about, I think they might be the window to the merely unfulfilled, but fairly concious. Now IANAP, but I think it would be good for you to act on all of your fantasies. And videotape them. And make copies of the videotape. This will help all of the repressed desires out, yours as well as ours. Then we’ll all be happy. And sweaty. And perhaps a bit musty. But who is hurt? Unless they involve S&M of some sort. But that’s the merrier, no? And **xisor** , most of my sexual dreams are like this, but perhaps more frustrating, where I get very close but not quite there. I sometimes even think in my dream that this is being unfaithful to Mrs. ShibbOleth so I should just stop it right there. Were you raised Catholic or any other religion requiring a lot of guilt by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/12 "2001-09-24T21:47:36Z")
Happens to me occasionally. I wish I could remember my dreams more often. What I’m curious about is who has dreams about me? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/13 "2001-09-24T22:50:07Z")
I’ve had some porno dreams. Most involve **Gunslinger** , but some of them… geez, what part of my subconscious drags those people up? I’ve done the nasty in my dreams with Kid Rock, Hank Williams III, and Dale Earnhardt Jr, none of whom I find too attractive when I’m awake. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2001, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/14 "2001-09-24T23:51:43Z")
A little while ago I had a really erotic dream involving the girls from Robert Palmer’s videos from the 80s. There was something like 20 of 'em. Heh. Good dream. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/15 "2001-09-25T00:58:26Z")
ShibbOleth - heh. 🙂 I once had a dirty dream about Karl Malone that involved a video camera (and the roof of my shed only it wasn’t really my shed, oh and a big bucket of marbles). Does that count or do you mean an actual, real life video tape? ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/16 "2001-09-25T02:09:09Z")
I had this dream, where, well…I was having sex, and like, well, I came when I finished up in this dream. Kinky, huh. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/17 "2001-09-25T02:26:15Z")
I had a dream just the other afternoon that I was eating out a close (female) friend of mine. I was enjoying it a lot, and she was too. Apparantly I am good at that. 😃 I told **TN\*hippie** about it and he thought it was _verrrry_ interesting. 🙂 I have dreams like that all the time, sometimes I even orgasm in my dreams and feel a mild version of it in real life. Very interesting, IMHO. I don’t feel guilty, I’m positive that **foxboy** fantasizes about a very close female friend of his. But that’s another story 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Corrvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@Corrvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corrvin)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/18 "2001-09-25T02:36:15Z")
ShibbOleth writes, > [@](#): > > Now IANAP, but I think it would be good for you to act on all of your fantasies. And videotape them. And make copies of the videotape. Does that stand for “I am not a pornographer”? Corr, who’ll audition if we’re gonna make tapes ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/19 "2001-09-25T03:42:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Corrvin \* > > Does that stand for “I am not a pornographer”? I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/20 "2001-09-25T03:46:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > I had a dream just the other afternoon that I was eating out a close (female) friend of mine. I was enjoying it a lot, and she was too. Apparantly I am good at that. 😃 I am this close ::holds up fingers just a tad apart:: from drafting you onto the SDMB intramural porno drill team. Especially if you did this while wearing your Happy Fun Squad cheerleader uniform. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544.md?page=2)