# Porno Dreams **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 24, 2001, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544 "2001-09-24T19:38:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/21 "2001-09-25T03:52:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > > I once had a dirty dream about Karl Malone that involved a video camera Tonight you have got to pop in a casette and videotape your dreams. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/22 "2001-09-25T05:56:40Z")
The best one I can remember is one where I took a shower with Barbra Eden. Only except she wasn’t _really_ Barbra Eden she was “Jeanie” and she called me master! I had that dream about 15 years ago and I still remember it like it were yesterday. (sigh) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/23 "2001-09-25T10:14:11Z")
**xizor** - yes, it _is_ that obvious! It sounded like a _Dilbert_ cartoon. My dreams tend to be far less interesting than my waking fantasies. I think I may be so _un_repressed that there ain’t nothing left there for my subconscious to work out. 🙂 About 7 years ago, I had a dream where I was getting sexually intimate with a student of mine that IRL I didn’t find particularly attractive. Woke up thinking ‘what the Sam Hill was _she_ doing in a dream like that?’ ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/24 "2001-09-25T10:16:53Z")
I have dreams where I am about to get sex, but I wake up too early. Occasionally I will actually get penetration, but the dream never lasts long enough for me to finish the act. Very frustrating. ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/25 "2001-09-25T13:15:39Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by xizor \* > \*\*My dreams only have the promise of porn, I never actually get to the action. For example, in dreamworld I hook up with a 10 beautiful women I am acquainted with, and who promise wanton and depraved sexual acts with me, but first I must build a canoe out of coffee stirrers and propel it with an egg beater across Lake Michigan to get to the orgy and I spend the rest of the dream designing the canoe and testing wind currents or tides or something. How f_cked up is that? \*\* I’m with **xizor** on this one. I’m usually trying to find coins to buy a newspaper to look through the employment section to find a second job to get money to afford a chainsaw to fell the trees to carve out the coffee stirrers… Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/26 "2001-09-25T13:31:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Tonight you have got to pop in a casette and videotape your dreams. Send me your address and I will mail you an exciting video tape involving the Mississippi river, a weird, long, flat boat, and a very cool contraption (not unlike the chains on the first hill of a rollercoaster) that pulls boats up those big hills in rivers. Hey, it made sense in my dream. Oh, I think there was a part where the boat disappeared and we had to ride bikes - or something. I just know there was no sex. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/27 "2001-09-25T14:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > \*\*Send me your address and I will mail you an exciting video tape involving the Mississippi river, a weird, long, flat boat, and a very cool contraption (not unlike the chains on the first hill of a rollercoaster) that pulls boats up those big hills in rivers. Hey, it made sense in my dream. Oh, I think there was a part where the boat disappeared and we had to ride bikes - or something. I just know there was no sex. ☹ \*\* Now **THAT** sounds like one of my dreams! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/28 "2001-09-25T16:06:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diane \* > > Send me your address and I will mail you an exciting video tape involving the Mississippi river, a weird, long, flat boat, and a very cool contraption (not unlike the chains on the first hill of a rollercoaster) that pulls boats up those big hills in rivers. Hey, it made sense in my dream. Oh, I think there was a part where the boat disappeared and we had to ride bikes - or something. I just know there was no sex. Um, that sounds _interesting_. Feel free to tape over that one tonight. And no fair masturbating yourself to sleep, it takes the edge off. Especially if you fantasize about rollercoasters instead of NBA players. And chains. ---
**Author:** ![Motorgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@Motorgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Motorgirl)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/29 "2001-09-25T19:13:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bernse \* > \*\*A little while ago I had a really erotic dream involving the girls from Robert Palmer’s videos from the 80s. There was something like 20 of 'em. > > Heh. Good dream. 🙂 \*\* LOL! I am listening to the radio and Addicted to Love is on right now! Weird coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![StephenG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@StephenG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StephenG)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/30 "2001-09-25T20:20:28Z")
Heh. And I just realized that I’m listening to U2: “But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for…” Sound familiar to some of you, maybe? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kittie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@Kittie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kittie)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/31 "2001-09-25T20:34:25Z")
I seriously have sexual dreams every night. A little more than year ago they were all about this guy Brian and one of my best friends, Sarah. Now there all about a different, hotter Brian. It’s great! I’m either with Brian alone or a three way with another girl, usually Talena from Kittie… There’s always leather, candles, hot wax…all that good stuff 😉 Thank God for vivid dreams ~Kittie ---
**Author:** ![Tixenfleaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9a140/32.png) [@Tixenfleaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tixenfleaz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/32 "2001-09-26T02:00:15Z")
My dreams usually end before the sex begins. Come to think of it, so do most of my relationships. Damn… ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/33 "2001-09-26T03:36:05Z")
If you are anything like your screen name **Tixenfleaz** , I may have some relationship advice for you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/34 "2001-09-26T03:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kittie \* > \*\*I seriously have sexual dreams every night. A little more than year ago they were all about this guy Brian and one of my best friends, Sarah. Now there all about a different, hotter Brian. It’s great! I’m either with Brian alone or a three way with another girl, usually Talena from Kittie… > There’s always leather, candles, hot wax…all that good stuff 😉 > Thank God for vivid dreams > ~Kittie \*\* I have definitely got to invent, patent and distribute my DreamRecorder[sup]TM[/sup]! Then we invent, patent and sell the DreamPlayer[sup]TM[/sup] that allows those folks who don’t have satisfying dreams to borrow the dreams of those who are more, how shall I say, adventurous. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/35 "2001-09-26T04:49:23Z")
One. Just one. _One goddam sex dream in my whole life, and that was nearly 30 years ago!_ I guess my dreaming self can’t compete with my waking imagination…so it doesn’t even try. Shit. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/36 "2001-09-26T20:01:40Z")
Damn you all. I have recurring dreams about terrorist mice. They try to take over warehouses of cheese and their leader wears a little black beret. I’ve been having these dreams for at least five years now, but do I dream about sex? Noooo… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/37 "2001-09-26T23:13:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \*\*\* > I am this close ::holds up fingers just a tad apart:: from drafting you onto the SDMB intramural porno drill team. Especially if you did this while wearing your Happy Fun Squad cheerleader uniform. \*\* Woohoo!! We have a porno drill team? How would the cheers go? ---
**Author:** ![Nonny\_Mouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@Nonny\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonny_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/38 "2001-09-26T23:30:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by andygirl \* > \*\*I have recurring dreams about terrorist mice. They try to take over warehouses of cheese and their leader wears a little black beret. > \*\* HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT US??? Nonny ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/39 "2001-09-26T23:41:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nonny Mouse \* > > HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT US??? > > Nonny Well, you’re certainly not gonna stay a Nonny Mouse for long if you start posting around here. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544/40 "2001-09-26T23:43:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > > Woohoo!! We have a porno drill team? How would the cheers go? Perhaps you can stop by later and help me choreograph a few moves I have in mind 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/porno-dreams/83544.md?page=3)