# Pornographic Movie Title Parodies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244 "2001-06-26T21:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/1 "2001-06-26T21:39:02Z")
OK, anyone who ever heard Mr. Bircham’s rants on KROQ’s Kevin and Bean morning show already knows how to play this game. You’re a Porn Video Director, and you need a snappy title for your next x-rated video. Content doesn’t matter - the tapes with titles ripped off from mainstream movies always sell best… the funnier the better. Please, keep it to one title per post - leave some for the other folks. And your studio does not do kiddie porn (but everything else goes) - the feds are already on your back. I’ll start with an obvious one: **Thighs Wide Shut** ---
**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/2 "2001-06-26T21:43:18Z")
**Four Beddings And A Fun Oral** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/3 "2001-06-26T22:17:44Z")
Come in 60 Seconds ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/4 "2001-06-26T22:21:05Z")
**Star Whores** ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/5 "2001-06-26T22:22:06Z")
Wet Dreams May Come ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/6 "2001-06-26T22:30:01Z")
**Big** Oh, wait that’s taken by a REAL movie. **Pearl’s Harbor** **Lara Croft: Womb Raider** ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/7 "2001-06-26T22:49:25Z")
Snatch Adams ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/8 "2001-06-26T22:54:47Z")
Prince of Rides? ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/9 "2001-06-26T22:59:42Z")
**Moulin Spooge** ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/10 "2001-06-26T23:12:08Z")
**Shag the Dog** ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/11 "2001-06-26T23:16:07Z")
Congratulations to **RoboDude** for breaking the bestiality barrier. Let’s do away with another one, shall we? **Freddy Got Fisted** ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/12 "2001-06-26T23:47:50Z")
On Golden Blonde The Sperminator ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/13 "2001-06-26T23:50:03Z")
Okay, I’ll follow suit by breaking the barely-legal gay porn barrier with… **Boy Story** and how about **Thrustin’ Powers: International Man of Fistery**? or **Screw-art Not-So-Little**? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/14 "2001-06-27T00:11:03Z")
Cape Rear. (An actual movie I once saw in the video store…) OK, now for some of my own. Shag Momma on a Train Twins (hey, that would work!) Fucky I, II, III, IV and V First Blood (hey, a Muslim Porn Film! Gotta be a niche for that!) ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/15 "2001-06-27T00:30:26Z")
_ **Gladiator Nights** _ And let’s take the Lara Croft one to the gangbang level, shall we? _ **Lara’s Crotch and the Womb Raiders** _ ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/16 "2001-06-27T00:44:44Z")
**Midnight Plowboy** ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/17 "2001-06-27T00:51:54Z")
**Tongue Frankenstein** ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/18 "2001-06-27T00:52:58Z")
My favorite real movie spoofe name is Edward Penishands. I also saw a cheap not rated movie called the Bare Wench Project. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/19 "2001-06-27T01:00:10Z")
**Forrest Hump** ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/20 "2001-06-27T01:05:59Z")
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