# Pornographic Movie Title Parodies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244 "2001-06-26T21:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/21 "2001-06-27T01:06:03Z")
I saw one in a pawn shop called **Crimson Thighs** ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/22 "2001-06-27T01:15:06Z")
**Much Ado About Humping** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/23 "2001-06-27T01:39:12Z")
Mighty Joe’s Cum Lust in Space Event Whore-Izen My Best Fuck Buddy’s Bedding Varsity Cooze Slutless in Seattle ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/24 "2001-06-27T02:01:55Z")
In films catering to alternative lifestyles, new releases include … Pearl Necklace Harbor A.I. - Anal Insemination Cockodile Dickee in West Hollywood With a Friend Like Hairy The Ass and the Curious (not that there’s anything wrong with that …) ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/25 "2001-06-27T02:06:31Z")
**Battlefield Girth American Booty Booty and the Beast Despermrado Cruel Penetrations Schindler’s Lust Crouching Penis, Hidden Pussy Boys Don’t Cum Detroit Cock City** ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/26 "2001-06-27T02:06:31Z")
Also some great World War I and II movies: \*\*Shaving Private Ryan Pattin’ Das Booty Twelve Cocks High Catch-69 Mora! Mora! Mora! Hump Silent, Hump Deep The Longest Gay Alltheway The Hands of “Iwo Jim” Drink Mr. Bismarck! Hump This Belle One Of Our Cherries Is Missing The Dental Dam Busters The Desert Cocks The Bridge over Richard’s Thighs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/27 "2001-06-27T02:33:48Z")
Breaking the incest barrier: O Brother, Bare Art Thou. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/28 "2001-06-27T02:38:49Z")
One I heard a while back: Free my Willy ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/29 "2001-06-27T03:08:16Z")
A loose adaptation of that Charles Dickens classic: A TALE OF TWO TITTIES Just a couple more: SPLENDOR IN THE ASS and that heart-warming baseball fuck flick: FIELD OF CREAMS Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/30 "2001-06-27T03:11:43Z")
A loose adaptation of that Charles Dickens classic: A TALE OF TWO TITTIES Just a couple more: SPLENDOR IN THE ASS Don’t forget the sci-fi field: MEN IN BLACK WOMEN and that heart-warming baseball fuck flick: FIELD OF CREAMS Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/31 "2001-06-27T03:13:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Terminus Est \* > \*\ ***Star Whores** \*\* Mrs. Rickjay would like to add: **The Empire Dykes Back** Also **Pokeaman Slapping 12 Monkeys Sodomize This There’s Something About Cherry Tittus Starship Poopers** (starring Cartman’s mom) \*\*Cum, Lola, Cum Thigh Fidelity Dante’s Prick As Hard as it Gets Blowing John Malkovich Courage Under Fred Blownin Lots of Head In A Duffel Bag Thing Commander Fondle Will’s Cock \*\* And for Scotsmen: **The Sexiness of the Lambs** ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/32 "2001-06-27T03:24:02Z")
The Princess Rides A Cockworks Orange The Good, The Bad and the Horny Erin Bodaciousbitch ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/33 "2001-06-27T04:20:59Z")
Before anyone else gets to it: **Willy Wanker and the Lots o’ Cock Factory** ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/34 "2001-06-27T04:37:49Z")
The trilogy is complete with **The Reaming of the Jedi** Heard these on Friends: **Good Will Humping** **Buffy the Vampire Layer** **Sex Toy Story** Some originals: \*\*The SeX-Files The SeX-Men Star Fuck: The Motion Picture Star Fuck II: The Wang of Khan Star Fuck III: The Search for Cock Star Fuck IV: The Voyeur Home Star Fuck V: The Anal Frontier Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cuntry \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/35 "2001-06-27T04:37:54Z")
Frequently 🙂 Some Knight Tail ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/36 "2001-06-27T04:45:54Z")
Bright Lights, Big Titties I’ma Bedden’ End of Lays Crouching Penis, Hidden Shaggin’ ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/37 "2001-06-27T05:12:31Z")
The Little Spermaid The Emperor’s New Spooge Pinocchi-ho ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/38 "2001-06-27T05:41:43Z")
Gonad the Barbarian ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/39 "2001-06-27T05:44:06Z")
Tool of the Nile Romancing the Bone ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/40 "2001-06-27T11:48:41Z")
One for those with a stocking fetish: **M_E_S\*H** Let’s put an ongoing character in a series, and instead of numbering the sequels, we’ll use actual titles: **Raiders of the Lost Fuck** (introducing Indiana Bones) **Indiana Bones in the Temple of Venus** **Indiana Bones and the Last Coozaid** Let’s not forget those that work just as they are (well, we’ll make slight changes): **The Russians are Cumming! The Russians are Cumming!** **Dr. Strange Love** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244.md?page=3)