# Pornographic Movie Title Parodies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244 "2001-06-26T21:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/41 "2001-06-27T12:36:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Terminus Est \* > \*\ ***Star Whores** \*\* And to complete the imortal trilogy: \*\*Empire Strikes Ass Sperm of the Jedi\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/42 "2001-06-27T12:45:42Z")
I heard of one… **Any Which Way She Can** , starring Clit Westwood. I heard that and almost fell over. Of course, I was drunk, so you tell me if it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/43 "2001-06-27T13:31:25Z")
Like Water for CockSucking Clitanic Doctor Shagvulva Ben Whore Blade Fucker Blown on the Fourth of July Caddysnatch Dirty Dances with Wolves Muff Diving Miss Daisy Come with the Wind A Hard Dick’s Night Honey I Fucked the Kids The Humping of Notre Dame Invasion of the Booty Snatchers Jailhouse Cock Fudgepacking at Nuremberg King Kock Look Who’s Fucking Mutiny on the Booty A Streetwalker Named Desire ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/44 "2001-06-27T13:32:47Z")
Can’t forget the classic movie musicals, now, can we? **An American in a Parisian Seven Brides and Their Brothers Ho’ Boat The Wazoo of Oz The Best Flings in Life are Free Beat Me in St. Louis (for the b/d/s/m aficianados) Mother Wore No Tights Wet Side Story Cumalot Sleep-around Gal Flower Cum Song With a Dong and My Heart The Pajamaless Game Orgy and Bess** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/45 "2001-06-27T13:42:46Z")
All Quiet on the Western Cunt ---
**Author:** ![Gamelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d07c76/32.png) [@Gamelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gamelan)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/46 "2001-06-27T14:35:06Z")
Hi all I’m the token newby, I hope I don’t step on any cybertoes! Anyway… How about the new incest flick with Ben Stillher: Eat the Parents or Shaving Ryan’s Privates or the lesbian double feature (no title change necessary): What Women Want / Snatch ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/47 "2001-06-27T14:51:33Z")
**FORNICATOR** A grand epic about the decadent Roman Empire. ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/48 "2001-06-27T15:06:37Z")
**Mr. Holland’s Orifice** ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/49 "2001-06-27T15:35:04Z")
**The Cunt Is Red In October A Labia Of Love Oklahomo Two Mules & Sister Sarah Eat Joe Black Rooster Cockburn & The Lady Willy Wong & The Suckalot Factory Josie & The Pussyflaps** ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/50 "2001-06-27T19:16:43Z")
_Who Lies Beneath XXX-Men The Perfect Whore The In-and-Out-Crowd_ ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/51 "2001-06-27T20:16:50Z")
**Seven Inch Samurai Yo! Jumbo!** ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/52 "2001-06-28T02:01:34Z")
**Bugger Vance.** And some Shakespeare: **Twelve in One Night Romeo and Juliet and Jenny and Jasmine King Dick The Third King Long John Tit-us A Winter’s Tail The Tragedy of Cori’s Anus A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream** Some don’t even need to be changed: **Merry Wives of Windsor Two Gentlemen of Verona As You Like It** –sublight. ---
**Author:** ![LilCutie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@LilCutie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilCutie)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/53 "2001-06-28T04:45:40Z")
Arma-get-it-on Jenny\* ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/54 "2001-06-28T06:47:13Z")
_The Bitches of Eastwick Emission Possible Thunderballs Orgasms are forever On Her Majesty Pervert Sex Vice Cuntzilla The Fucky Horror Picture Show_ ---
**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/55 "2001-06-28T07:53:31Z")
The Loin King Beaverly Hills Cop Star Whores: Episode I- The Phantom Penis ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/56 "2001-06-28T16:05:43Z")
_Long Dong’s Journey Into Miss Wright_ ---
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/57 "2001-06-28T16:57:42Z")
You’ve Got Male! Ohmygodzilla Doctor Do-Me-A-Little and my personal favorite: Bridget Jones’s Dire Need ---
**Author:** ![pezwookiee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@pezwookiee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezwookiee)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/58 "2001-06-28T17:49:29Z")
Pulp Friction Fiddlers on the Roof Count Ejacula ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/59 "2001-06-28T17:58:08Z")
A few that really exist: _The Pudsucker Roxy Intercourse With a Vampire Shaving Ryan’s Privates_ ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/60 "2001-06-28T18:19:35Z")
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