# Pornographic Movie Title Parodies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 26, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244 "2001-06-26T21:39:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2001, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/61 "2001-06-28T20:20:54Z")
This one is pretty obvious; **Cockland** , starring the Italian Stallion ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/62 "2001-06-29T03:04:32Z")
Lord of the Cockring ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/63 "2001-06-29T03:33:30Z")
**Willie Whackoff and the Great Ass Penetrator** …'s the only one I could think of on the spur of the moment. ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/64 "2001-06-29T04:08:36Z")
O Brothel, Where Art Thou? ---
**Author:** ![Katisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bcef8e/32.png) [@Katisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katisha)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/65 "2001-06-29T05:25:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sublight \* > **Twelve in One Night > Romeo and Juliet and Jenny and Jasmine > King Dick The Third > King Long John > Tit-us > A Winter’s Tail > The Tragedy of Cori’s Anus > A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream** Still more Shakesporn: **The Merchant of Penis As You Lick It The Taming of the Screw King Leer Cumbeline The Two Nubile Kinsmen The Merry Whores of Windsor** and the aforementioned **Much Ado About Humping** ---
**Author:** ![pink\_kitten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pink\_kitten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pink_kitten)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/66 "2001-06-29T07:51:45Z")
How about: **Desperately Sucking Susan** **Beverly Hills Cock** ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/67 "2001-06-29T09:57:19Z")
Glad-He-Ate-Her ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2001, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/68 "2001-06-29T22:46:20Z")
\*\*Apussylips Now When Harry Meats Sally Back in Stella’s Groove\*\* ---
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/69 "2001-06-30T14:41:45Z")
The Hung-Like-an-Elephant Man ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/70 "2001-06-30T14:55:50Z")
Bi-SEX-Tenial Man Manos: the Hands of Vibrate ---
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/71 "2001-06-30T16:29:25Z")
More Shakesporn… **Julius Seize Her** **The Temptress** **Love’s Labour’s Lust** **Tony and Cleo** ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2001, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/72 "2001-06-30T17:46:36Z")
The Whore House Rules My Left Testicle Pork-A-Hot-Ass The Slutty Professor Bill & Ted’s Bogus Orgy ---
**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244/73 "2001-07-01T20:16:59Z")
A Clockwork Dildo Lust in Space I Know Who You Did Last Summer As for already-dirty titles, I’m surprised nobody mentioned “Dick” or “Blow”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornographic-movie-title-parodies/70244.md?page=3)