# Pornolize it!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454 "2001-07-22T17:50:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![RoboDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bbe5ce/32.png) [@RoboDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoboDude)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454/1 "2001-07-22T17:50:33Z")

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[http://www.pornolize.com](http://www.pornolize.com)

The way this website works is you type in a URL, click “pornolize”, and you get to see the website with the text full of bad words. You just have to try it to believe it. 🙂  
Unfortunately, I couldn’t view this message board with it.

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**Author:** ![Kaje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f04885/32.png) [@Kaje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaje)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454/2 "2001-07-22T18:48:35Z")

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You can view this board with it. In fact, [I just did](http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize/pornolize.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fboards.straightdope.com%2Fsdmb%2Fshowthread.php%3Fpostid%3D1459758%23post1459758&submit=Pornolize%21). I pornolized just your average pit thread and as you can see it looked, well, about the same 😃 … Actually on second look, there’s actually a lower % of cusswords in the pornolized version.

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> Fuck, mistook a titty fucking fuck. A gangbanging fuck? A titty fucking fuck.

I’ll let you guess which version that’s from

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454/3 "2001-07-22T19:25:18Z")

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My personal favorite website along these lines is this one:  
[http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/](http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/)  
It will “Mr. T’ify” any page

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454/4 "2001-07-22T20:18:41Z")

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I just tried on [cnn.com](http://cnn.com). My favorites:

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> [ul][li]U.S. President “Bite Me” George W. Bush…[/li][li]Duval assfucks British for 1st major title[/li][li]Nepal fucks free 24 police[/li][li]G8 jerks fail to agree on Kyoto[/li][li]Police still fucks for licks in Levy case (my favorite)[/li][/ul]

This is great!

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**Author:** ![Tamex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Tamex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamex)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornolize-it/73454/5 "2001-07-22T23:09:58Z")

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I just did [The pecking Straight “Give it to me” Dope: Home “Bite Me” Page](http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize/pornolize.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.straightdope.com&submit=Pornolize%21). I especially liked the links directing us to “Ask ‘Pimp Mastah’ Cecil” and “Buy ‘Pimp Mastah’ Stuff” :D.

I tested the link after previewing, and on that version, the link that normally says “FAQs, etc.” said “Unclefucks, etc.” _ **Unclefucks?!?!?!?** _

And just why are so many people pornolizing the Pokemon web site, anyway? 😕
