# Pornstar or Potato?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [November 7, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665 "2009-11-07T01:22:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/21 "2009-11-08T05:01:16Z")

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> [@fubbleskag](#):
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> I went on a tear for about 3 years, and now have over twenty of the damn things - but haven’t worn more than two or three (the ones that are now on their less/non-offensive subsite) in public. I’m considering making the others into an offensive quilt.

Yeah, that’s the thing about T-shirt Hell. Plenty of their shirts make me ROFLMAO … reading them on the Web site. But wear them in public? Hell no! Like one of their shirts says, “How dare I wear this goddamn shirt if front of your fucking kids!”

My favorite T-shirt Hell shirt (that I’ve actually purchased, and regularly wear in public) is the one that depicts Charlie Brown gleefully kicking Lucy’s bloody, severed head 😃

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/22 "2009-11-08T05:12:22Z")

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I got an 11, which means you’re all better at licking refrigerators than me.

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**Author:** ![runcible\_spoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc29f/32.png) [@runcible\_spoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/runcible_spoon)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/23 "2009-11-08T18:28:48Z")

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1. Having read this thread first may be cheating, though, since I was expecting them to be trying to trick me. The last one still got me, though.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/24 "2009-11-09T02:05:40Z")

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> [@Mister\_Rik](#):
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> Yeah, that’s the thing about T-shirt Hell. Plenty of their shirts make me ROFLMAO … reading them on the Web site. But wear them in public? Hell no! Like one of their shirts says, “How dare I wear this goddamn shirt if front of your fucking kids!”
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> My favorite T-shirt Hell shirt (that I’ve actually purchased, and regularly wear in public) is the one that depicts Charlie Brown gleefully kicking Lucy’s bloody, severed head 😃

I own the “I :\*\*\*\*plane: NY” shirt, which I hardly wore in public in Canada, and would never wear in public here.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/25 "2009-11-11T01:04:43Z")

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That was strangely enjoyable.

And the quiz was quite funny as well.

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/26 "2009-11-11T03:45:51Z")

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Their other promo sites are pretty good too:

[Computer Power Test](http://www.computerpowertest.com/)

[The Douchebag Name Generator](http://www.douchebagnamegenerator.com/)

[Homies and Honkies](http://www.homiesandhonkies.com/)

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**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2009, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pornstar-or-potato/516665/27 "2009-11-11T18:23:02Z")

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1. 

Would’ve had 18 except for the potato shaped birthmark. It got kinda goofy toward the end.

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