# Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044 "2011-07-22T22:56:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/1 "2011-07-22T22:56:06Z")
[http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-porta-potty-peeping-tom-suspect-arrested-20110623,0,873549.story](http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-porta-potty-peeping-tom-suspect-arrested-20110623,0,873549.story) What. The. Fuck. This is absolutely incredible. What depths of depravity did this man come from? To gain sexual gratification by being shit on, pissed on, and Og knows what else is just…wow. I do not think prison is good enough for this guy. Someone who has sexual problems that run this deep cannot be rehabilitated. Someone should give him a job treating sewage with no protective equipment. Couldn’t he be infected with a myriad of diseases with this type of behavior? ---
**Author:** ![Finally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/67e7ee/32.png) [@Finally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finally)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/2 "2011-07-22T23:17:36Z")
I can’t even open the link. Was he found IN the port-a-potty? That’s so so ewwwww. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/3 "2011-07-22T23:26:29Z")
> [@Finally](#): > > I can’t even open the link. Was he found IN the port-a-potty? That’s so so ewwwww. > [@](#): > > A security supervisor was waiting for the man as he exited, but the suspect, who was covered with waste from the tank, managed to run away. Another report said he was not only covered in feces, but blood from lacerations he got on his back and legs by squeezing in the tank. So he was wallowing in feces with open wounds. He is clearly dedicated to his erotic journey beneath the asses of the masses. But, it was the feces from a Yoga festival. Maybe he figured the healthy diet and regular exercise they likely adhered to made it safer. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/4 "2011-07-22T23:29:08Z")
Bahhh… If the guy’s gone to that much trouble to see some crack from down under I say he should be let off for “time served”. Hell, IMO the judical system probably owes him a nice gift card to bed, bath and beyond just to make things right. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Know\_Nothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f04885/32.png) [@I\_Know\_Nothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Know_Nothing)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/5 "2011-07-22T23:29:58Z")
I would have liked to piss on him myself. ---
**Author:** ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/6 "2011-07-22T23:38:15Z")
I imagine the reason he got away is because no one wanted to tackle his shit covered body. ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/7 "2011-07-22T23:39:20Z")
Creepy. I wonder what happens to a person that turns them into someone who thinks this kind of stuff is attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/8 "2011-07-22T23:42:00Z")
> [@lavenderviolet](#): > > Creepy. I wonder what happens to a person that turns them into someone who thinks this kind of stuff is attractive. They are flushed with enthusiasm. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/9 "2011-07-23T00:28:27Z")
Well shit. ---
**Author:** ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/10 "2011-07-23T00:30:18Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Well shit. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/11 "2011-07-23T00:49:43Z")
If only someone could have introduced him to SuperKapowzler. Sadly, this isn’t necessarily all that rare. When I was a kid, a similar thing happened near my house. A guy in full scuba gear was arrested after being found under an outhouse in a national forest area. I don’t know how they got him to jail. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/12 "2011-07-23T01:20:55Z")
> [@lavenderviolet](#): > > Creepy. I wonder what happens to a person that turns them into someone who thinks this kind of stuff is attractive. I don’t think anything happens to people to make them like this; I’m pretty sure they are born with the desire to do it. To _not_ indulge in the desire would mean a life of misery. They are as driven to these acts as sexually normal people are to normal types of sex. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/13 "2011-07-23T04:03:38Z")
what a shitty guy. ---
**Author:** ![jeredc1983](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@jeredc1983](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeredc1983)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/14 "2011-07-23T04:49:38Z")
Yeah, this whole thread stinks. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/15 "2011-07-25T19:25:39Z")
He needs to be locked up, sent away to the big outhouse. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/16 "2011-07-25T19:29:28Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > If only someone could have introduced him to SuperKapowzler. > > Sadly, this isn’t necessarily all that rare. When I was a kid, a similar thing happened near my house. A guy in full scuba gear was arrested after being found under an outhouse in a national forest area. I don’t know how they got him to jail. I bet it was right after a big forest fire, and shit. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/17 "2011-07-25T19:39:04Z")
> [@Finally](#): > > I can’t even open the link. Was he found IN the port-a-potty? That’s so so ewwwww. You’re lucky you didn’t watch the CGI reenactment. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/18 "2011-07-25T19:44:21Z")
Yeah, he’s nasty and all. But I’d still like his number in case I drop my keys or wallet down there. We’ve all used port-a-potties and wondered what would happen if that happened. And for something related, check out this song about [Outhouses.](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDIQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DA7RhtWecNZo&ei=Y8ctTobqOsjngQfe2cSfCw&usg=AFQjCNF372fbavPkdr71GzM41igstt7d3g) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/19 "2011-07-25T20:26:07Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > To _not_ indulge in the desire would mean a life of misery. Indulging in his desires had the man climbing into a cesspool. How much more miserable could not indulging them have been? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/20 "2011-07-25T20:52:45Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > But, it was the feces from a Yoga festival. Maybe he figured the healthy diet and regular exercise they likely adhered to made it safer. I’m relieved to see that it was _that_ guy, and not some other freak who thought “Hey, great idea!” You have to wonder how he intended to make his exit, if things had gone according to plan. Or was running away covered in raw sewage the plan from the start? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044.md?page=2)