# Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 22, 2011, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044 "2011-07-22T22:56:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/21 "2011-07-25T22:50:30Z")

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I tell you, if that guy was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on him.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/22 "2011-07-25T23:51:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Port-A-Potty Peeping Tom!

Doo dah, doo dahhh…

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/23 "2011-07-26T00:28:31Z")

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> [@Enderw24](#):
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> I tell you, if that guy was on fire, I wouldn’t piss on him.

Yeah, he’d probably just say, “Ooh, that’s so _hot!_”

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/24 "2011-07-26T03:01:36Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Indulging in his desires had the man climbing into a cesspool. How much more miserable could not indulging them have been?

It seems apparent that he very much _enjoyed_ being in the cesspool. He gets off on it.

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/25 "2011-07-26T04:52:46Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> If only someone could have introduced him to SuperKapowzler.
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> Sadly, this isn’t necessarily all that rare. When I was a kid, a similar thing happened near my house. A guy in full scuba gear was arrested after being found under an outhouse in a national forest area. I don’t know how they got him to jail.

I IMMEDIATELY wondered if “full scuba gear” included flippers.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/26 "2011-07-26T09:06:20Z")

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> [@Chef\_Troy](#):
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> I IMMEDIATELY wondered if “full scuba gear” included flippers.

And a spear gun.

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**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/27 "2011-07-26T18:20:11Z")

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Boulderite here -

Just FYI - He’s pleading not guilty on most of the sex-related offenses. There’s no evidence to support the pervert aspects… he claims he gets spirtual gratification this way.

_gag_

He also admitted to a variety of peepholes around town.

> **[Defense attorney: No evidence Luke Chrisco spied for ‘gratification’](https://www.dailycamera.com/2011/07/18/defense-attorney-no-evidence-luke-chrisco-spied-for-gratification/)**
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> That Luke Chrisco told detectives he had “fantasies” about watching women urinate while he was enclosed in tight spaces doesn’t mean his spying was motivated by desire for sexual …

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/port-a-potty-peeping-tom/590044/28 "2011-07-27T06:59:00Z")

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He’s gonna pay out the ass for this.

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