# Portal 2 is SPECTACULAR!!!!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 17, 2011, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218 "2011-05-17T17:02:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218/61 "2012-03-11T19:49:46Z")

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I didn’t think this merited a thread by itself.

While recently perusing a little light reading, namely “The Armies of Ignorance”, a history of the US Intelligence services by William R. Corson I came across a reference to one 19th Century US Senator, Cave Johnson by name:

> **[Cave Johnson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_Johnson)**
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> Cave Johnson (January 11, 1793 – November 23, 1866) was an American politician who served the state of Tennessee as a Democratic congressman in the United States House of Representatives. Johnson was the 12th United States Postmaster General in the administration of James K. Polk from 1845-1849.
> Johnson was born near present-day Springfield, Tennessee to Robert and Mary Noel Johnson. He was named for Rev. Richard Cave, a Baptist minister in the Travelling Church with whom Mary's mother, also nam...

And there was me thinking it was such a made up name! 😃

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218/62 "2012-03-11T21:20:46Z")

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Wow, he invented the postage stamp!

Anyway, much as I loved the latter day Cave Johnson, I thought the setting lost something by including him. In _Portal_, I could believe that I was trapped in what had once been a legitimate scientific facility that was now under the control of a rogue AI. The science fiction elements aside, that was a realistic scenario, and it gave an element of horror to the game. I could imagine my character reacting to the situation as a real person would.

Cave Johnson, as funny as he was, breaks that level of realism. A rogue AI (in a possibly post-apocalyptic setting) that’s murdered everyone in its facility in a series of bizarre and pointless “tests” is terrifying. A deranged millionaire (in 1950’s America) doing the same, with a full staff of research scientists, lawyers, secretaries, etc. going along with it, puts the game in cartoon land. It’s no longer a scenario that (science fiction elements aside) could plausibly happen in the real world.

Still a great, great game, and Cave Johnson is a hilarious character, but there’s a slight loss of tension in the sequel for me.

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**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218/63 "2012-03-11T23:10:53Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> It’s no longer a scenario that (science fiction elements aside) could plausibly happen in the real world.

Well, maybe not in YOUR world.  
/To the Batcave!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2012, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218/64 "2012-03-11T23:48:27Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> A deranged millionaire (in 1950’s America) doing the same, with a full staff of research scientists, lawyers, secretaries, etc. going along with it, puts the game in cartoon land. It’s no longer a scenario that (science fiction elements aside) could plausibly happen in the real world.

I dunno. I have the feeling that if someone said we could fight off the Red Menace with an army of Mantis-Men, Congress would have covered that proposal with so many rubber stamps you wouldn’t be able to read the print.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/portal-2-is-spectacular/582218/65 "2012-03-12T00:51:54Z")

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By the way, if anyone wants an experienced partner for multiplayer, I’ve been through it once now. My Steam ID is “sonorhC”.

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