# posing for porn?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 4, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524 "2000-07-04T03:18:10Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/41 "2000-07-05T15:06:36Z")
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> I have a minor dream of one day making a porn movie - I want to prove it doesn’t have to be badly acted, badly photographed or gross to be popular.
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> I doubt the opportunity will fall in my lap, though.
A while back, I came up with what I thought would be a good plot for a porno/comedy.
Two guys are searching L.A. for the last woman with real breasts, and they have lots of sexual misadventures on the way.
As for the OP: I’m a guy. I’ll do it for a case of beer.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/42 "2000-07-05T17:57:26Z")
Me, I wouldn’t just because I wouldn’t want to run the risk of my son seeing it.
Picture your father rutting like a crazed panther on viagra. Not a pretty image, is it?
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### Author:  [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/43 "2000-07-05T18:10:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Nika \*
> No, I am meaning the stuff that they pay you to do that dirty old men (as well as anyone else) will buy to get off with. Would you, for money, make yourself into a sex object for the masses? Why?
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I’m 6’1" 228#, 48 chest 37 waist 17 neck.
I’m no sex object unless you think men built similar to NFL defensive linemen are sex objects.
So, if someone was to think I was sexy enough to pay me to take nude pictures of me, I’d be pretty damn flattered.
Now if it took me losing 30 lbs, roasting myself in a tanning bed, waxing my entire body & wearing some funky speedo briefs, then I’d tell that person to stick their camera where the sun doesn’t shine.
I guess it has to do with being thought attractive as I am, rather than as I might be.
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### Author:  [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/44 "2000-07-05T18:30:30Z")
…an empty stomach. Beats eating rats a la Survivor.
It would, howvere, take an empty HEAD for someone to actually pay money to see me naked.
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### Author:  [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/45 "2000-07-05T19:20:17Z")
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> By **Diane**
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> I did however make a few homemade jobbers with an ex-boyfriend that would knock your socks off if hell ever froze over and I agreed to let a third party watch the video.
I find it interesting that you’ve kept them. I made some R+ pics with/for a college girlfriend. When we broke up the pics got burned.
Very few around here care if a guy would have his picture taken. But since I’m here I’ll admit that I would have.
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### Author:  [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/46 "2000-07-05T19:57:26Z")
I _might_ do it, if I felt comfortable with all the other parties involved. I believe an ex-girlfriend of mine has some topless pictures of me. I say “believe” because I know she took them, I just don’t know if they came out. Those aren’t pornographic by any means, though. They’re just me sitting around with no shirt on. If we’re talking about actual erotica, and something other than a solo shoot, the other person(s) in front of the lens would have to be someone who could keep me interested in the process, and the photographer, assistants, lighting techs, etc. would all have to be non-sleazy. Tall order, I know. As for the activities being filmed or photographed, they’d have to be things I’d actually do in real life, but, ah, let’s just say that covers a lot of ground. Basically, I’d only consent to it if I knew I would have a genuine erotic experience doing it.
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### Author:  [@MadPoet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadPoet)
#### Post date: [July 5, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/47 "2000-07-05T21:01:54Z")
I already pose nude for my girlfriend as part of my attempt to lose weight. I’m chronicling my loss and encouraging myself to lose weight my forcing myself to see how bad I look. (Compared to how I looked in high school wrestling) I really don’t care if the ones that I look good in get out.
I also took some pretty hardcore shots a few years ago (while I was in shape), but they got “lost”. Shame too, it would be nice to have photographic evidence that I once was lucky enough to be the object of affection of two rather attractive bisexual girls. (MUST… LOSE… GUT…)
I’ve been toying with the idea of starting a porn site in my spare time, but I don’t quite have the capital. I’d have no qualms about getting into the action if needed, condoms ever present of course.
And one day I want to direct my porn tour de force, a remake of Kevin Smith’s “Clerks” done in a porno store. The name? “Jizzmoppers”. If anyone wants to help fund the picture…
So, what would it take to get me to do porno? Starting capital.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/posing-for-porn/24524/48 "2000-07-06T01:48:28Z")
Posing nude? Not really a problem, provided that I was adequately convinced that folks really wanted to see it. Heck, I’ve flashed in New Orleans. I just don’t see that nudity should be an issue.
As for any actual “action”, though, that’s a definite “no”: I’m saving myself for marriage.
Male, BTW, in case anyone didn’t know.
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