# Possible Mugshot of the Year, 2003 winner. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 10, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099 "2003-12-10T05:55:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/1 "2003-12-10T05:55:12Z")
[From the Smoking Gun.](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jhuffman1.html) The thread title says it all. Tripler He sucks. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/2 "2003-12-10T06:43:31Z")
I think MJā€™s has him beat . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/3 "2003-12-10T11:38:16Z")
That picture is no shit either! [http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=03063917](http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=03063917) ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/4 "2003-12-10T12:07:08Z")
Christ, could that guy have a longer neck? he like a human giraffe! I SUCK ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Pebs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Johnny\_Pebs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Pebs)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/5 "2003-12-10T12:28:51Z")
:smack:And _of course_ he has to be from Tampa! Iā€™ve ranted about the morons giving the rest of us from Florida bad name before, I just donā€™t feel like digging it up or bumping a year-old thread. :stalks away muttering and determined to find this guy and beat him to a pulp with his own shoe: Pebs ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/6 "2003-12-10T14:52:09Z")
Letā€™s hear it for Truth In Advertising! ā€œI SUCKā€ indeed. 4 charges in one night: DUI, possession, intent to sell, _and_ child neglect. WTF was he doing? Driving around drunk, selling dimebags from his car with his kid in the passenger seat drawing on his face with a green crayon? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/7 "2003-12-10T15:52:06Z")
Iā€™m tempted to go pick up the police report and find out, **Horseflesh**. If nothing else, it would certainly be good for a laugh or two. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/8 "2003-12-10T15:55:35Z")
It must take him four minutes to clear that throat. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/9 "2003-12-10T15:58:35Z")
I thought it was going to be the Glenn Campbell mug shot. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-mugshot-of-the-year-2003-winner/218099/10 "2003-12-10T16:35:11Z")
George Clinton, hands down. > **[George Clinton](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/music/george-clinton)** > > George Clinton, the colorful singer known as Dr. Funkenstein, was busted in December 2003 by Florida cops and charged with possession of cocaine and drug paraphernalia. The 62-year-old Parliament-Funk