# Possible names for China Guy's twins?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 4, 2004, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050 "2004-12-04T10:36:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/1 "2004-12-04T10:36:38Z")

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I did a similar thread about 2 months ago, and still don’t have names picked out. Here’s the deal, due date 21 Jan 2005. Discussed with the OB today about a c section since thing 2 is bigger and in breech position (and has not room to turn around :eek: ). OB agreed we can schedule around 6 Jan if they haven’t come by then. Anyhoo, still looking for names for those we call Thing 1 and Thing 2 right now.

All three girls will have a complete chinese name as their middle name (eldest is Caoyutian); family name starts with an “S”; and first daugher is Jacqueline.

Some possible candidates are:  
Audrey  
Iris  
Angela  
Gloria

Some general guidelines:  
-no cutesy twin names  
-none of those “you named your kid what?!?” names  
-standard spelling  
-prefer classic names  
-I like names that also have a nickname  
-avoid really popular names (I had three other boys with my name in the same class in grade school)  
-avoid trendy names

There were some earlier suggestions I really liked such as Penelope that my wife hated.

Anyhoo, welcome your suggestions.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/2 "2004-12-04T11:00:55Z")

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How 'bout SPOOFE & spooje?

😃

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/3 "2004-12-04T11:20:02Z")

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Elizabeth  
Alice  
Clara  
Josephine  
Eleanor  
Grace  
Valerie  
Victoria  
Melinda  
Julia  
Jocelyn  
Miriam  
Philippa  
Margaret  
Lucinda  
Jacinta

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/4 "2004-12-04T11:42:36Z")

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Goven your location you could call them Scarlet and Brett. But then, I don’t know nothing about birthin babies.

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**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/5 "2004-12-04T11:42:56Z")

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We put together [this](http://www.squidgeblossom.com/misc/TwinNames.pdf) resource for friends a little while ago. I hope it helps.

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**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/6 "2004-12-04T14:18:29Z")

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> [@MrFantsyPants](#):
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> We put together [this](http://www.squidgeblossom.com/misc/TwinNames.pdf) resource for friends a little while ago. I hope it helps.

Gah! Could’ve used a PDF warning on that. I didn’t see the file extension until I was clicking and then it was too late.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/7 "2004-12-04T14:19:53Z")

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Shut Up and You Heard Me.

Or were you planning on liking these twins?

How about:

Beulah  
Maude  
Ethel  
Irene  
Hannah  
Polly

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/8 "2004-12-04T14:20:03Z")

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How about Straight and Dope?

Cecil and Zotti? Maybe Cecilia?

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/9 "2004-12-04T14:30:39Z")

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Iris and Lily? I know it’s a little cheesey, but I love those two names.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/10 "2004-12-04T14:36:20Z")

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**China Kid One** and **China Kid Two**.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/11 "2004-12-04T14:38:16Z")

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I love your guidelines and if I ever have children, I’m going to steal them for personal use. I also like the four names you mentioned.

Another guideline of my own is that I like names within a family to both start and end with a different sound, so I would like “Jacqueline, Audrey, and Gloria” much better than “Jacqueline, Audrey, and Angela” or “Jacqueline, Gloria, and Angela.”

Some other names I like:

Lydia  
Margaret  
Celeste  
Pamela  
Cynthia  
Dorothy  
Maris  
Agatha  
Marjorie  
Eloise

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/12 "2004-12-04T15:49:27Z")

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Adelaide, Adelle, Alice, Annabelle, Annette, Aurelia  
Beatrice, Beth  
Caroline, Cassandra, Claudia  
Deirdre, Deborah, Dinah  
Emilia, Eva, Eveline  
Francesca, Fiona  
Greta, Gretel  
Hannah, Harriet  
Isla, Isobel  
Jessica  
Katherine, Kathleen  
Lily, Louisa, Lucy  
Marianne, Martha, Meredith  
Naomi, Niamh  
Olivia, Ophelia  
Patricia  
Rebecca, Rose, Roxanne  
Selena, Sonya, Susan  
Tatiana, Thalia, Theresa  
Ursula  
Vanessa, Venetia  
Wendy  
Zenobia

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/13 "2004-12-04T15:55:20Z")

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I recently met a very young lady named ‘Lucy,’ a common, yet very-rare and very American-sounding name. I like it.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/14 "2004-12-04T16:10:51Z")

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Personally, I really like the names Iris and Gloria.

Good luck on finding some nice names and congrats on the babies. 🙂

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**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/15 "2004-12-04T16:13:03Z")

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My favorite girl names of all time:

Jordan  
Chloe  
Danae  
Janae  
Kylee  
Marquet (mar-kay)  
Micah

Sorry if any of them violate your rules.

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/16 "2004-12-04T17:58:59Z")

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Two cautions from twins I have known: Don’t pick two names that sound nearly the same. The kids will always claim they thought you were calling the other twin. Don’t use names that have the same initials. If you do, their school records and, later, their tax records will get mixed up.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/17 "2004-12-04T19:27:24Z")

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A few more old-fashioned names that haven’t shown up yet. Can’t vouch for popularity, though - those things go in waves and I could see a couple of these potentially being in some sort of revival, though they were uncommon in my generation:

Amelia  
Emma  
Judith  
Maude  
Matilda

- Tamerlane

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/18 "2004-12-04T19:41:48Z")

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Emily and Lilia

Gabriella and Bridget

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/19 "2004-12-04T20:23:21Z")

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“Glonous” and “Cultual”

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/possible-names-for-china-guys-twins/278050/20 "2004-12-04T20:36:58Z")

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Meanings are important, too:  
Elizabeth (consecrated to God)  
Gabrielle (God is my strength)  
Esther (star)  
Sarah (princess)  
Rachel (an ewe?) 😕  
Teresa (harvester)  
Sabrina (from the border)  
Alicia (honest)  
Caroline (joyous song & pretty)  
Andrea (manly) [Doh!]  
Lydia (beauty)  
Aileen (light)  
Sophia (wisdom)

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