# Post 1000 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 1999, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264 "1999-12-23T04:22:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/1 "1999-12-23T04:22:00Z")
(bowing) Thank yew, thank yew. Since I have no virgins (nor even sluts) handy to sacrifice, I can think of no better way to celebrate this delightful pagan evening than to post for my 1000th time. I’d like to thank all of the mundane and pointless stuff that has floated to the surface of my consciousness, scumlike, and demanded to be scraped off and shared with all of you people. I’d also like to thank you, the Members of the Board, who have conversed with, debated, argued with, spit at, flamed, flirted with, ignored, and otherwise _not gotten me banned from_ this medium, despite my best efforts. I hope you’ve enjoyed dodging my slime as much as I’ve enjoyed slinging it. Finally, I’d like to thank Dog, whose profane wisdom has fartfully guided my flingers to trype sloughfully, with foreplay and hindthought, these deletable words. In thigh mane I play. your longhaired hillbilly, TennHippie ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/2 "1999-12-23T04:25:00Z")
I would volunteer… but I am only a whore 🙂 * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/3 "1999-12-23T04:26:00Z")
but happy posting to ya anyways! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/4 "1999-12-23T04:41:00Z")
everybody’s in here now. I better bust that 2000 in …2000 I guess congratulations… ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/5 "1999-12-23T06:39:00Z")
Congratulations, Mr. Hippie, sir. Catrandom, looking up from the low 300s. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/6 "1999-12-23T07:28:00Z")
Go TennHippie! I crossed the line 66 posts ago (well, this makes 67). Happy 1000th Post to one of my fave posters! I’m still laughing at that every-cliche-of-the-millenium post… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/7 "1999-12-23T07:31:00Z")
Congrats on your posts…I dont fit into either category… was sacrificed once and it wasnt much to write home about. * * * A true friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out…there are Angels among us ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/8 "1999-12-23T09:13:00Z")
::slinks away embarrassed that she made a point of noting her **100** th post:: Congratulations! (Did you see the glorious moon? Perfect for celebrating the solstice!) * * * _…what the French call, a certain “I-don’t-know-what”_ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/9 "1999-12-23T09:17:00Z")
Never mind. Just saw your post in the “Happy Solstice” thread!! * * * _…what the French call, a certain “I-don’t-know-what”_ ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/10 "1999-12-23T09:17:00Z")
Hey buddy! Glad you made it! I have no idea where I’m at, uh, let me go look… 922… well, I’m coming up fast on your outside… run, TennHippie, run! * * * Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/11 "1999-12-23T14:16:00Z")
Ah yes, another member of the 1,000 club. Have you been through the secret initiation yet? Congrats, mon. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/12 "1999-12-23T15:19:00Z")
Congrats… I’m edging towards 900 myself and should hit the 1k mark before too long * * * Everybody got their Black and Decker… Blood and Fettuccini everywhere ---
**Author:** ![GOD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/34f0e0/32.png) [@GOD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GOD)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/13 "1999-12-23T20:38:00Z")
“Dog,” eh? How many eons of _Dukes of Hazard_ do you reckon you can handle? ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/14 "1999-12-23T20:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Have you been through the secret initiation yet? Does that include the holy circumcision? Congrats **Tenn**. I’ve frequently enjoyed your wit and wisdom. If it wasn’t against my policy to name favorite posters you’d be on my list. pluto – 800+ * * * I thought of a clever new sig line last night, but I forgot it when I woke up this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/15 "1999-12-23T21:01:00Z")
As a member of the 1k club, I welcome you with open arms to the upper level of Mundania. There is no primo parking spot, no executive washroom key, no busty massuesse named Olga, no free travel mug or t-shirt.Not even a bar of chocolate for you. So much for greatness. But you have the respect from the rest of us for your wittiness and most of all, perserverence ( or is it chronic boredom?) to post so much on this board. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 1999, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/16 "1999-12-23T22:24:00Z")
Congrads! I got 35 more myself! Enjoy your nice weather down there… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/17 "1999-12-24T01:40:00Z")
**Shirley Ujest** : Any chance of a chocolate-stained T-shirt, a busted travel mug, and a washroom attendant named Olga? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 1999, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/18 "1999-12-24T15:10:00Z")
Welllll, lessee, I got the chocolate stained t-shirt and the busted travel mug…but you are going to have to find Olga the bathroom attendant on your own. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/19 "1999-12-25T01:09:00Z")
Hey, whistles, stomps and uncouth cheers of celebration on your 1K milepost. May I say you are the sneakiest, wiliest, most prolific punster here? Purely by way of wide-eyed admiration of course… Besides, you were a real gent about it when as a twitching neophyte I accidentally called you “TeenHippie”. Mischief, wicked wordplay…you rock. Veb ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 1999, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-1000/12264/20 "1999-12-25T01:32:00Z")
Flattery becomes you, as does flirtery.