# Post 2 true and 1 false thing about yourself

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 28, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536 "2012-06-28T02:38:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/81 "2012-06-29T08:16:26Z")

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🙂 This is fun.

1. I am my mother’s first daughter, my father’s second, and my stepdad’s third.

2. Due to Scarlet Fever that she caught just before puberty, my grandmother never developed body hair below the neck.

3. I once failed to recognize Rhea Perlman, and asked if I knew her from somewhere - it wasn’t until after the conversation ended that I realized the correct answer was “from TV”.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/82 "2012-06-29T11:53:23Z")

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1. Both my grandmother (who died last week in fact) and my great-grandmother (her mother) lived to be 99.

2. I had a cat live to be 24.

3. I lived in a 100 year old house in Ohio during my childhood.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/83 "2012-06-29T11:58:35Z")

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1. I have an IQ of 142.

2. I lost my virginity late one September night in the Chess Booth at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.

3. I am a distant relative of US President Martin Van Buren.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/84 "2012-06-29T13:47:06Z")

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1. I once smoked marijuana in the California State Senate Chamber.
2. I have been ejected from two Harrah’s Casinos _and_ the Harrah’s corporate computer center.
3. I have visited Angkor Wat and the Grand Canyon.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/85 "2012-06-29T13:52:15Z")

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> [@oreally](#):
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> #1.

No, it was Leonard Nimoy that I haven’t met.

> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> 🙂 This is fun.
> 
> 1. I am my mother’s first daughter, my father’s second, and my stepdad’s third.
> 
> 2. Due to Scarlet Fever that she caught just before puberty, my grandmother never developed body hair below the neck.
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> 3. I once failed to recognize Rhea Perlman, and asked if I knew her from somewhere - it wasn’t until after the conversation ended that I realized the correct answer was “from TV”.

I’m guessing #2, although this is a tough one.

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/86 "2012-06-29T15:37:27Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> I’m bettin’ that the lie is the french fry

… Er, guess again. :eek:

> [@](#):
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> About me:
> 
> 1. I do a bi-weekly radio show
> 2. I have never owned any kind of cell phone
> 3. My sister is a nun

I’ll see your answer later in the thread after replying, no doubt, but I’m gonna guess the false one is #1. I’m going to guess that you wouldn’t think to put #2 there unless it was true and are openly proud of that, and #3 isn’t as unlikely as #1 to me.

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**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/87 "2012-06-29T15:46:21Z")

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> [@robardin](#):
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> OK, only one of these things is false:
> 
> In my life (but only once each), I have eaten:  
> …Potato chips chips from an opened bag left on top of an open garbage bin (i.e., not on the lid - there was no lid.)

Wait a minute.

Who throws away a potato chip bag if there are any potato chips still left in it?

Falsehood!!!

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/88 "2012-06-29T15:57:38Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> 1. I once smoked marijuana in the California State Senate Chamber.
> 2. I have been ejected from two Harrah’s Casinos _and_ the Harrah’s corporate computer center.
> 3. I have visited Angkor Wat and the Grand Canyon.

I hope #3 is the lie. It’s be a shame not to have done the first two.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/89 "2012-06-29T16:08:06Z")

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I think this is the last one no one guessed on…

> [@terentii](#):
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> 1. I have an IQ of 142.
> 2. I lost my virginity late one September night in the Chess Booth at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
> 3. I am a distant relative of US President Martin Van Buren.

Number 1 is the lie.

1. For an art internship I drew a football comic which has since been published, despite me knowing next to nothing about football.
2. I’m currently writing a superhero comic (which may or may not ever get published).
3. I’ve been bitten by an opossum, a semi-feral kitten, and attacked by deer.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/90 "2012-06-29T16:30:59Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> I hope #3 is the lie. It’s be a shame not to have done the first two.

#2 is the lie. I _was_ once ejected from Harrah’s computer center; and separately I was told I was no longer allowed to play Twenty-One at Harrah’s casinos, _but I wasn’t ejected from casino premises._ There are several casinos that disallowed my play at Blackjack but the only time I was physically ejected from a hotel casino it wasn’t Harrah’s and it had nothing to do with Blackjack.

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/91 "2012-06-29T16:53:01Z")

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> [@Biotop](#):
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> Wait a minute.
> 
> Who throws away a potato chip bag if there are any potato chips still left in it?
> 
> Falsehood!!!

Good thinking 🙂

Yes, I’ve eaten unexplained McD’s tabletop fries, and eaten Goldfish crackers out of an open bag of them left on a subway seat. But in that last case, I saw the guy leaving it behind so I knew about its recent history (which I can’t say for the fries I ate).

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/92 "2012-06-29T17:24:19Z")

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No one’s going to try to guess my post #56?  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15219405&postcount=56](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15219405&postcount=56)

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/93 "2012-06-29T17:45:01Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> [ol]  
> [li]While standing with a small group about 5 feet from Al Gore as he spoke to us, my cellphone went off. :smack:[/li][li]Penn Jillette was over the top inordinately pleased with a compliment I made to him after watching one of his shows. All I said was “great show”. [/li][li]Martha Stewart had a coughing fit while singing at my brother’s wedding reception.[/li][/ol]

Thought someone had…

I’ll guess, #3 is the lie.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/94 "2012-06-29T18:51:18Z")

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> [@Silver\_Tyger](#):
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> Thought someone had…
> 
> I’ll guess, #3 is the lie.

What’s your reasoning? I didn’t say she was performing. Maybe she was drunk, or maybe we were all sitting at a table reminiscing about old songs.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/95 "2012-06-29T18:59:14Z")

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> [@davidm](#):
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> What’s your reasoning? I didn’t say she was performing. Maybe she was drunk, or maybe we were all sitting at a table reminiscing about old songs.

Martha Stewart doesn’t sing at weddings, she criticizes the caterers. I agree that one’s the lie.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2012, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/96 "2012-06-29T19:50:15Z")

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Okay. I guess the Martha Stewart story was just too ridiculous. **Silver Tyger** and **TriPolar** are right, but the reasoning is wrong. I didn’t say she was performing. She could have been a drunk guest.

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/97 "2012-06-30T05:36:25Z")

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> [@Esox\_Lucius](#):
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> 1. I was lost in a forest for a day and a half.
> 
> 2. I was onstage with The Guess Who for an entire show.
> 
> 3. I caught a foul ball at a major league baseball game.

> [@lorene](#):
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> I’m struggling with this one. I’m going to guess #2, with the thinking that maybe the word “entire” is the tip off.
> 
> For me:
> 
> [ol]  
> [li]I’m a hot, blonde, rich quadriplegic[/li][/ol]
> 
> No, wait. Try again.
> 
> [ol]  
> [li]I had dinner with Cab Calloway once.[/li][li]I met Ellen DeGeneres before she was famous.[/li][li]I met Leonard Nimoy after he was famous.[/li][/ol]

Sorry, you didn’t struggle hard enough.😛 I _was_ lost in a forest once, but only for about an hour. The trick in the Guess Who thing was that it wasn’t as a musician (as it would have been if there was a God:(), but as a video cameraman.

For you, you had me going on the hot blonde quadriplegic…😉 I’ve seen the answer now but I would have guessed dinner with Cab Calloway just because he seems to be from a different time and culture than the other two. Lame, I know, but that was all I had.

> [@oreally](#):
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> Is that the real Guess Who or the cheap imitation being bandied about for who knows how many years now? If the latter, I’ll bet on #3 being the lie. If it’s the real Guess Who I bet that’s the lie.

Wrong on both counts \<devilish laugh\>. The Guess Who concert was in 2000 with the original members except for Jim Kale, who was supposed to be there but health issues forced him out.

The foul ball I caught was at a Toronto Blue Jays game at old Exhibition Stadium. It was an ABC Monday Night game and was caught on camera. That five seconds of fame still leaves 14:55 coming to me.

(And sorry for my late response. I didn’t know the thread had been moved and lost track of it.)

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**Author:** ![Esox\_Lucius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Esox\_Lucius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esox_Lucius)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/98 "2012-06-30T05:49:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> [ol]  
> [li]I had dinner with Cab Calloway once.[/li][/ol]

Missed the edit window. Just wanted to add that that must have been one cool dinner.🆒

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**Author:** ![oreally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ab992/32.png) [@oreally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oreally)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/99 "2012-06-30T05:52:11Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> Hah! I don’t know if I understand the logic but you are correct. She was in a class with me but dropped out of school when she got the part on Happy Days.

😕 What part? I don’t recall her ever being on Happy Days.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-2-true-and-1-false-thing-about-yourself/626536/100 "2012-06-30T16:01:39Z")

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> [@oreally](#):
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> 😕 What part? I don’t recall her ever being on Happy Days.

In the last couple of seasons Richie was gone, and Joanie and Chachi had their own show for a while. Crystal was brought in as a new character, some sort of cousin or something. I think Ted McGinley played a part for a while at the end. It looked they were trying to find new characters to continue the show, including the little dead girl from Poltergeist.

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