# Post 323 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 19, 1999, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021 "1999-11-19T01:30:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/1 "1999-11-19T01:30:00Z")
I know you all wait with baited breath to read my latest post, so here it is. This is my 323rd post. Aren’t you so thrilled, you could take a dump? Doesn’t it show how much time I have on my hands? Doesn’t it show how dreary this board was before I condescended to grace it with my presence? Aren’t you all glad I’m me? I know I am. No, I don’t have a blessed thing to say, but I thought you all would be happy to know that I’ve made 323 posts. I don’t see how you’ve managed to live this long without this exciting piece of information. 323. Hell, I can’t even count that high. We now return this forum to the usual bullshit, calumny, slander, lies & insults. * * * Armed, dangerous… and off my medication. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/2 "1999-11-19T01:53:00Z")
323 posts since April 21. Lessee, that’s 212 days of posting. You’re averaging 1.5 posts a day over nearly 7 months. I have less of a life than you, pal. 459 goddam posts since September 8 (not counting several under a couple previous names). 72 days. Over 6 posts a day on average. Well. Looks like I’m damned to the pits of hell. Goddam prolific posters. -andros- ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/3 "1999-11-19T05:54:00Z")
I think Peyote is protesting the many threads lately with updates on whom has how many posts milestones. I guess he finds them mindless. Pointless, even. But I guess it’s just stuff that people must share… Damn shame we don’t have a forum for that kind of stuff. * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/4 "1999-11-19T08:27:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/5 "1999-11-19T08:27:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/6 "1999-11-19T08:28:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/7 "1999-11-19T08:28:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/8 "1999-11-19T08:28:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/9 "1999-11-19T08:29:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/10 "1999-11-19T08:29:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/11 "1999-11-19T08:29:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/12 "1999-11-19T08:30:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/13 "1999-11-19T08:30:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/14 "1999-11-19T08:30:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/15 "1999-11-19T08:31:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/16 "1999-11-19T08:31:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/17 "1999-11-19T08:31:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/18 "1999-11-19T08:31:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/19 "1999-11-19T08:32:00Z")
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**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 1999, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-323/3021/20 "1999-11-19T08:32:00Z")
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