# Post #5000!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 18, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302 "2018-06-18T02:30:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302/21 "2018-06-18T22:27:03Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Man, this is like when they release the guillotine, but it catches or something, so you’re left waiting in suspense to see how long before the blade plunges down.

😃

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302/22 "2018-06-18T23:14:46Z")

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I read the thread title and realized I had no idea how many posts I have. Checked my profile… well over 5000.  
So congrats to both of us, I guess? But aren’t I congratulating myself on spending time here when I could be getting something done around the house?

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**Author:** ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302/23 "2018-06-18T23:26:33Z")

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Congratulations to you!

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302/24 "2018-06-19T02:17:31Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> **Lynn** would have had you drawn, quartered, hanged, and flogged.

Yeah, if she caught you at it.

[cs](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383723)  
[bbq](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383722)  
[mpsims](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383721)  
[gd](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383724)  
[gq](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=383725)

😉

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-5000/816302/25 "2018-06-19T15:16:36Z")

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> [@Projammer](#):
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> I’ll add my congrats before one of the mods notices. 🙂

Hi

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