# Post a punchline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432 "2009-05-14T17:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/1 "2009-05-14T17:58:31Z")
We did a couple of years ago, and it was more fun than most humans should be allowed to have. Post the punchline to a joke. Don’t post the joke itself. I’ll start you off: So the third nun squealed “Ooh, hand soap!” ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/2 "2009-05-14T18:02:58Z")
The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/3 "2009-05-14T18:06:05Z")
Fifty dollars, Father. Same as in town. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/4 "2009-05-14T18:10:04Z")
Doncha think you ought to pet him first? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/5 "2009-05-14T18:12:31Z")
No soap, radio! ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/6 "2009-05-14T18:16:45Z")
_gagging noise_ ---
**Author:** ![in\_hiding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c5a1d2/32.png) [@in\_hiding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/in_hiding)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/7 "2009-05-14T18:19:25Z")
“Yeah, I got that far, too.” ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/8 "2009-05-14T18:28:01Z")
It doesn’t _do_ anything. That’s the beauty of it! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/9 "2009-05-14T18:30:05Z")
It’s just ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/10 "2009-05-14T18:33:02Z")
And the bartender says, “You’re a mean drunk, Mr. Kent.” “What I meant was, the men just ride the mule into town and get a woman, General.” And the other penguin says, “What makes you think I’m not?” ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/11 "2009-05-14T18:38:30Z")
(1) “A formal education!” (2) “A bug that says grace before he eats your house!” ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/12 "2009-05-14T18:38:54Z")
A nun has hope in her soul. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/13 "2009-05-14T18:41:02Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > A nun has hope in her soul. One is a group of cunning runts… ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/14 "2009-05-14T18:42:55Z")
“By the time we get home we’ll all be a little hoarse!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/15 "2009-05-14T18:42:57Z")
Starving children in Africa. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/16 "2009-05-14T18:44:55Z")
Lipstick. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/17 "2009-05-14T18:45:13Z")
You can’t use a pitchfork to unload the cinder blocks. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/18 "2009-05-14T18:49:16Z")
_ **MOOO!** _ ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/19 "2009-05-14T18:50:17Z")
Nothing, you’ve already told her twice. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/20 "2009-05-14T18:50:23Z")
Fourteen eggs, no sausage, and someone else pays for it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432.md?page=2)