# Post a punchline **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432 "2009-05-14T17:58:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Carol\_the\_Impaler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carol_the_Impaler)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/41 "2009-05-14T21:29:11Z")
Oh, don’t worry about me, I’ll just sit here in the dark, like a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/42 "2009-05-14T21:49:09Z")
And the mouse goes, “Suffer, baby! Suffer!”. ---
**Author:** ![TheVioletCreep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eb8c5e/32.png) [@TheVioletCreep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVioletCreep)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/43 "2009-05-14T21:52:21Z")
Do you smell carrots? Fuck her! Seven. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/44 "2009-05-14T21:54:17Z")
It’s nothing important. Let’s do lunch some time. Hitler? I barely know 'er! ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/45 "2009-05-14T22:00:32Z")
You don’t understand … Chunks is my dog! Your Honor, I didn’t say she was acting weird, I said _sh was fucking Goofy_!!! [whispered]_They’re looking for me_[/whispered] ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/46 "2009-05-14T22:34:34Z")
Anthropomorphic animal shinanigans: So the bunny puts on his helmet, hops on his motercycle, and as he speeds away he yells “I wish the bear was gay!” … And the parrot said, “Hi, Keith.” … The dingo crouches over the bones, and when the leopard is in earshot he says, “Where the \*\*\*\* is that monkey? I sent him to get another leopard half an hour ago!” … After three days, the parrot turns to the magician and says, “I give up. Where did you put the boat?” … “Better Nate than lever!” : D&R : … “I wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother.” (Anyone wants to know the rest of the joke, PM me). ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/47 "2009-05-14T22:37:30Z")
“You mean my hammered alley is really cashew’s clay?” ---
**Author:** ![fireman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@fireman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fireman)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/48 "2009-05-14T23:56:06Z")
What part of the dog did you get? ---
**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/49 "2009-05-15T00:01:47Z")
She told me to go to town, so here I am. ---
**Author:** ![EpicNonsense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@EpicNonsense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EpicNonsense)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/50 "2009-05-15T00:12:40Z")
I’ll roll down the window. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/51 "2009-05-15T00:18:37Z")
I stopped in the middle of the road to lick my balls, and a car hit me. ---
**Author:** ![doverpro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/838e76/32.png) [@doverpro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/doverpro)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/52 "2009-05-15T00:23:22Z")
I said, “Posse!” ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/53 "2009-05-15T00:28:49Z")
They go into town and blow a few bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/54 "2009-05-15T00:30:55Z")
Nuts to you, McGilacuddy. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/55 "2009-05-15T00:51:35Z")
Chunks is my dog! EDIT: Oh, whoops, someone already had it. So instead, some geek joke punchlines. Of course I’m sure, I’m _positive_! Now if one of us goes in there, the building will be empty. Because it’s in the ground state. A solution existed. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/56 "2009-05-15T01:00:14Z")
“I’m a frayed knot!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/57 "2009-05-15T01:05:03Z")
I don’t know him, but his face rings a bell I don’t know him, but he’s a dead ringer for his brother ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/58 "2009-05-15T01:05:08Z")
Two obese Patties, Special Ross, Leonard Sneeze, picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/59 "2009-05-15T01:14:39Z")
“My husband said, ‘The mailman? Screw him, give him a dollar.’” ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432/60 "2009-05-15T01:27:20Z")
“Not so funny when it’s _your_ mom, is it?” \*\*\* Ponder [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-punchline/496432.md?page=4)