# Post a random quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073 "2012-04-07T12:08:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/1 "2012-04-07T12:08:01Z")
I ran across this in an article. > [@](#): > > Graham had a number of interesting theories, including that consumption of meat, seasonings and rich foods lead to rampant masturbation. Post a random quote, no need to provide context or links. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/2 "2012-04-07T12:23:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Pareidolia is the best explanation for the Face on Mars, the Mermaid on Mars … and even the Happy Face on Mars. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/3 "2012-04-07T12:41:55Z")
> [@](#): > > Nothing’s so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it. A favorite! ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/4 "2012-04-07T12:56:18Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey! I eat my lunch outta that!! .. ---
**Author:** ![gracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8e7dd6/32.png) [@gracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gracer)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/5 "2012-04-07T13:02:35Z")
> [@](#): > > I never gave a damn for a man who could only spell a word one way. I used to teach English. ---
**Author:** ![Crab\_Rangoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Crab\_Rangoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crab_Rangoon)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/6 "2012-04-07T13:09:10Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jasper\_Kent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9a28c/32.png) [@Jasper\_Kent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasper_Kent)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/7 "2012-04-07T13:18:17Z")
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/8 "2012-04-07T13:21:11Z")
> [@](#): > > I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. WLSC ---
**Author:** ![living\_in\_hell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@living\_in\_hell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/living_in_hell)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/9 "2012-04-07T13:58:48Z")
Semper ubi sub ubi. I’m talking to you, Meredith Vierra. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/10 "2012-04-07T14:00:57Z")
> [@](#): > > What do you mean, ‘casual’ sex? These are my best shoes! Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Marconi\_N.Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marconi_N.Cheese)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/11 "2012-04-07T14:12:31Z")
“You call that a knife?” “_This_ is a knife!” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/12 "2012-04-07T14:26:44Z")
“The best cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/13 "2012-04-07T14:30:17Z")
“Ninety percent of this game is half mental.” ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/14 "2012-04-07T15:58:38Z")
_“The problem is, you need a constant supply of urea.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/15 "2012-04-07T16:15:09Z")
“Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever going to see. God sent me.” ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/16 "2012-04-07T16:58:18Z")
“Vaporization without representation is against the Constitution.” -Dr. Who- ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/17 "2012-04-07T17:11:50Z")
I came across this today in _The Gifts of Imperfection_ by Brené Brown. _ **The universe is not short on wake-up calls. We’re just quick to hit the snooze button.** _ ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/18 "2012-04-07T17:51:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Uh oh, Spagetti-O [COLOR=“LemonChiffon”]..[/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/19 "2012-04-07T18:44:08Z")
A line from a post in the Pit: > [@](#): > > So you’ll be cruising the bacon, and suddenly your cart will just lock up and become immovable. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/20 "2012-04-07T18:54:59Z")
Heaven for climate, Hell for company. (J.M. Barrie) I don’t believe in God for the same reason I don’t believe in Mother Goose. (Clarence Darrow) I went to the end of the rainbow once. But there was no pot of gold, just a little bit of chocolate. (Matt Groening) [Quotes about god, religion, etc.] ([Account Suspended](http://www.doorbell.net/tlr/god.htm)) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073.md?page=2)