# Post a random quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2012, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073 "2012-04-07T12:08:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/61 "2012-04-09T13:13:54Z")
“Training, _sir!_” ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/62 "2012-04-09T13:31:06Z")
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus.” - Jesus Quintana ---
**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/63 "2012-04-09T17:43:34Z")
“She had the impulse control of a overcaffienated squirrel”. > [@PlainJain](#): > > \*“The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you can never know if they are genuine.” > \* > > - Abraham Lincoln Stuff like this makes me think that SDMB needs a “LIKE!” button. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/64 "2012-04-09T17:47:12Z")
“Kiss you? I shouldn’t even be doing this!” ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/65 "2012-04-09T19:36:12Z")
“So you do have a plan! Yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!” - Jesse “TIGHT! Tight, tight, YEAH! Oh, blue, yellow, pink. Whatever, man. Just keep bringing me that.” - Tuco “Look, let’s start with some tough love, alright? Ready for this? Here it goes: you two suck at peddling meth. Period.” - Saul ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/66 "2012-04-09T22:39:38Z")
“since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you;” ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/67 "2012-04-10T00:08:08Z")
Eat Fresh ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/68 "2012-04-10T00:24:56Z")
“If I didn’t care for fun and such, I’d probably amount to much. But I shall stay the way I am, Because I do not give a damn.” - Dorothy Parker ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/69 "2012-04-10T00:38:06Z")
Never play cards with a man called “Doc.” Never eat at a place called “Mom’s.” And never sleep with a woman whose troubles are greater than your own. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/70 "2012-04-10T01:36:52Z")
_“If life’s for livin’, what’s livin’ for?”_ ---
**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/71 "2012-04-10T03:06:40Z")
"Veritas odium parit” (Terence) Truth begets hatred. ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/72 "2012-04-10T07:47:38Z")
I have been a soldier all my life. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/73 "2012-04-10T08:03:33Z")
“I am N’Chaka and I do not die. I kill.” "Ah, these are the decisions that make this way of life truly satisfying to me. When one is free to pick the evils one truly desires, that is the delight of a wicked life. " “I’m not a good person or a bad person. I’m just here to kill things.” ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/74 "2012-04-10T11:07:13Z")
“The air was drowsy with the murmur of bees and helicopters” ---
**Author:** ![FlyByNight512](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/82dd89/32.png) [@FlyByNight512](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyByNight512)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/75 "2012-04-10T16:07:25Z")
Do not stand in our way. We will _walk around you_. (This is my new motto.) ---
**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/76 "2012-04-10T17:01:18Z")
“Plenty few problems in this world that can’t be solved with a few swift kicks in the right asses!” - Harry Truman (allegedly) ---
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/77 "2012-04-10T17:03:25Z")
> [@](#): > > “Merciful Allah, I have squandered my days with plans of many things. This was not among them. But at this moment, I beg only to live the next few minutes well. For all we ought to have thought, and have not thought; all we ought to have said, and have not said; all we ought to have done, and have not done; I pray thee God for forgiveness.” 13th Warrior "TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH WITH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE WERE SOME SORT OF RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes. But people have got to believe that or what’s the point — " "MY POINT EXACTLY. " ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/78 "2012-04-10T17:17:11Z")
“…and that, Arisia, is why Mogo doesn’t socialize.” ---
**Author:** ![xanthous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/53a042/32.png) [@xanthous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xanthous)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/79 "2012-04-10T17:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > Everything in moderation, including moderation. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-a-random-quote/618073/80 "2012-04-10T17:51:49Z")
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