# Post CF and on-going Trump outrages

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 25, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746 "2021-02-25T21:48:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/281 "2021-05-06T14:24:48Z")

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> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Yes, but do alI the wedding guests love him?
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> Or, perhaps, hate him enough to make a scene? I do. I think I’d begin with: “You stupid motherfucker…”

I’ve contemplated what I’d do, were I there. I concluded that receiving an invitation to a wedding at Mar-a-Lago would trigger a reevaluation of whether I wished to associate with the kind of people who would book an event there.

Not enough free drinks in the world, says I.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/282 "2021-05-06T15:00:09Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> …receiving an invitation to a wedding at Mar-a-Lago would trigger a reevaluation of whether I wished to associate with the kind of people who would book an event there.

This.

The kind of people who would book a wedding there are dying for Donnie to strut in and flash his stuff (as it were). They’ll keep that wedding album out on the coffee table or the front seat of the pickup for years to come.

I wonder what the cost is to rent/hire (whatever the term is) the premises for the wedding and reception? Is it a package or does every little thing cost extra. (Surely, the latter.) Flowers, food, booze before/with/after the meal, dishes/flatware, linens, glasses, stage/platform. Any band probably has to rent whatever sound, etc., equipment they don’t bring themselves. Or, better, _outside_ sound equipment is forbidden and the band has to rent everything from Mar-A-Lago Entertainment Electronics and Forever After Factory Ltd. Heck, it’s a license for trump to print money. (I wonder why he didn’t issue **that** executive order while he had the chance?)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/283 "2021-05-06T16:34:37Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> They’ll keep that wedding album out on the coffee table **or the front seat of the pickup for years to come.**

Love this image. 🤣

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/284 "2021-05-06T18:35:13Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Not enough free drinks in the world, says I.

Free? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Ice cubes cost a buck. And then there is the dishwashing surcharge.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/285 "2021-05-06T20:30:07Z")

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Be sure to uncheck the “recurring icecube” box, else you will be paying that dollar every day for the next 666 days.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2021, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/286 "2021-05-06T20:43:39Z")

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Talk about a cold day in hell…

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**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/287 "2021-05-07T01:50:49Z")

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Immediate projectile vomiting would be appropriate.

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**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/288 "2021-05-07T10:13:14Z")

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How close do you think the Secret Service is when he meanders into these receptions? I mean, could a guest actually be able to hit the boviating doofus with a piece of thrown wedding cake? Imagine the video of that hitting the internet? Oh man, that would be epic.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/289 "2021-05-07T10:19:07Z")

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But again, the sort of people who book and attend a reception at Mar-A-Lago are likely to be fawning fans, not the cake-throwing type, and anyone attending who is not a Trump fan is unlikely to risk arrest and/or ostracism from their friends/family just for a cheap cake splat.

It would be mildly amusing but not really worth it.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/290 "2021-05-07T10:33:36Z")

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I have a practical question, though. Usually facility rentals for these kinds of events have a pretty specific time limitation. “You get the hall from 3pm to 10pm. You get the service staff from 5pm to 9pm. Setup has to happen from 3 to 6, the event proper is from 6 to 9, then guests leave and cleanup is done by 10. Penalties apply if you go over schedule.”

So if the weirdo gasbag takes over the stage for an hour, and throws off the timeline, is that “free”? Is the schedule adjusted to accommodate? Or is he padding his income by blowing up people’s event planning and putting them on the hook for the time he’s imposing on their events in his own facility?

Note, I don’t actually need a real answer, because we all know how he operates.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/291 "2021-05-07T10:44:15Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Judge Berman, judicial honey badger and master of the “sharp rebuke” to Trumpian bullshit. She’s fab.

Wouldn’t it be grand if some terribly unfortunate event saw the most awful SCOTUS justice ever replaced by her?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/292 "2021-05-07T11:06:42Z")

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I was thinking that she’d be an awesome SCOTUS nominee. I think Biden has nominally committed to nominating a black woman for the next vacancy but ABJ could be the next RBG should the opportunity arise.

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**Author:** ![Lurking\_Quahog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lurking_quahog/32/21274_2.png) [@Lurking\_Quahog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lurking_Quahog)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/293 "2021-05-07T13:57:32Z")

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A boy can dream, can’t he?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/294 "2021-05-07T14:04:08Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Or is he padding his income by blowing up people’s event planning and putting them on the hook for the time he’s imposing on their events in his own facility?

I vote for this one.

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**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/295 "2021-05-07T15:18:40Z")

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That brings up a question: does the sservice\* allow guns in the room with Trump? If not where’s the squawking about not allowing guns?

\* - Doesn’t feel right to abbreviate Secret Service to SS.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/296 "2021-05-07T16:18:32Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be grand if some terribly unfortunate event saw the most awful SCOTUS justice ever replaced by her?

It’s a sad commentary that I don’t even know which justice you’re referring to. I assume Thomas, but Kavanaugh or Alito might be up there too.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/297 "2021-05-07T16:23:29Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> It’s a sad commentary that I don’t even know which justice you’re referring to. I assume Thomas, but Kavanaugh or Alito might be up there too.

I think board rules prohibit me from saying what I hope would happen, or who it would happen to, but suffice to say you’re in the neighborhood.

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**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/298 "2021-05-07T16:37:47Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> I think board rules prohibit me from saying what I hope would happen, or who it would happen to

It’s against the rules to wish retirement on someone?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/299 "2021-05-07T16:40:25Z")

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I don’t think any of those Justices are posters, so you should be in the clear.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/300 "2021-05-07T17:00:21Z")

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I thought Justice Thomas was “ **JustAskingQuestions**.”

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