# Post CF and on-going Trump outrages **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746 "2021-02-25T21:48:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/441 "2021-06-15T17:13:24Z")
Oh please, Donnie, self publish, no ghost writers. It would be “Comedy GOLD, Jerry, GOLD” ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/442 "2021-06-15T17:25:19Z")
600 pages with 6 words on a page, written with a Sharpie. Most of them “I” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/443 "2021-06-15T17:35:31Z")
Seriously, it would take time and effort to write a book. He’s got plenty of time but I can’t see him putting forth the effort. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/444 "2021-06-15T17:38:53Z")
Maybe we could get @Smapti to ghostwrite it for him. Then it would read like CFSG actually wrote it, but larded with backhanded subtleties that only rational people would pick up on. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/445 "2021-06-15T17:43:16Z")
He can get some geek-for-hire to transcribe all of his tweets into a book. You know they would sell like hotcakes to his congregants. And he can sell special (faux) leather-bound ones with his psychopathic signature in (faux) gold on the cover. You know, so it looks like a family Bible. For a special price, available in fifteen easy installments. _Reserve your copy now!_ ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/446 "2021-06-15T18:26:44Z")
I hear the Bigly Edition comes with a free pillow. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/447 "2021-06-15T18:37:51Z")
Ya, but it’s full of rat feces. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/448 "2021-06-15T18:39:35Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > He can get some geek-for-hire to transcribe all of his tweets into a book. You know they would sell like hotcakes to his congregants. And he can sell special (faux) leather-bound ones with his psychopathic signature in (faux) gold on the cover. You know, so it looks like a family Bible. For a special price, available in fifteen easy installments. _Reserve your copy now_ And the Cover would be red… ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/449 "2021-06-15T18:41:07Z")
A Big Red Book? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/450 "2021-06-15T18:41:39Z")
Big _Orange_ Book would be more apropos. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/451 "2021-06-15T18:47:10Z")
Most publishers have fiction divisions, innit? Trouble is, some bookstores would shelve this thing with non-fiction, resulting in purchaser confusion…no, wait a minute… Dan ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/452 "2021-06-15T19:26:29Z")
_Covfefe: An American Love Story_ ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/453 "2021-06-15T20:30:01Z")
_The Combovers of Wrath?_ ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/454 "2021-06-15T21:21:53Z")
They should do like the NewsRadio episode “Super Karate Monkey Death Car” where Jimmy James has his best-selling book translated into Japanese and then back into English. Except for Trump’s book maybe translate it to Russian then back. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/455 "2021-06-15T22:32:42Z")
Why not translate it into Russian and leave it? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/456 "2021-06-15T22:38:48Z")
Or why not just tell the guy who’s writing it for him to just go ahead and write it in Russian, which likely as not, is his mother tongue? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/457 "2021-06-15T23:33:15Z")
_Comrade Trump: Capitalist Puppet_ The Saturday morning cartoon spin-off is surprisingly watchable. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/458 "2021-06-16T00:29:19Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > A Big Red Book? “Today, I’m announcing that I will be publishing what I’m going to call my Big Red Book. Sure, Chairman Mouse–ah, Meow, something like that–had a Little Red Book, but mine will be so much better, because it will be bigger. It’s right in the title, see?” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/459 "2021-06-16T00:33:32Z")
«ковфыфы» ? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/460 "2021-06-16T01:04:29Z")
Google translates that as “kovfyfy.” 🤣 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746.md?page=24)