# Post CF and on-going Trump outrages **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746 "2021-02-25T21:48:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/101 "2021-03-25T00:48:53Z")
> [@digs](#): > > You folks are just clowning around, but you could be missing out on your first million… . Missing out on their first million lawsuits from Himself, asking to be paid for the use of his image, maybe… 😬 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/102 "2021-03-25T00:55:35Z")
“If you want your cat to poop on my face I will need to collect the royalties.” ETA: I just thought of a work-around. Find a really good Donald Trump impersonator. Use his picture. Make sure all of the merchandise has his real life name on it. “No this is a Fred Swanberg dog waste bag, the resemblance to the former president is purely coincidental.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/103 "2021-03-25T01:07:19Z")
“Make Cat Poop Great Again!” 💩 ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/104 "2021-03-25T13:26:09Z")
It just needs some creative thinking, like how all the commercials say “Big Game” instead of Super Bowl. Just use a cartoonish caricature of some smarmy jerk with a bad blonde combover and annoying smirk. Call him Mr. 45 and market it as “Mr. 45, the guy so assholish you just want to rub his face in doodoo!” OK, that’s bad but I’m not a marketing person, someone else can come up with something more snappy. Put a disclaimer on the packaging: “Mr. 45 is a fictional character. Any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental, as far as you know.” Then the sky is the limit. Poopy bags, litter boxes, bird cage liners, fertilizer sacks, etc. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/105 "2021-03-25T13:37:45Z")
You’re definitely on to something! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/106 "2021-03-25T13:49:04Z")
[Donald Trump toilet brush “Commander in crap”](https://www.amazon.com/Bioexcel-Donald-Trump-Toilet-Holder/dp/B07KW7526B) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/107 "2021-03-25T13:52:55Z")
We can call it "The Big Shame’. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/108 "2021-03-25T14:03:24Z")
Yeah, I can think of a wide range of “Mr. 45” products. I’m thinking pooper scooper. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/109 "2021-03-25T15:07:09Z")
Hell, the whole waste pickup, recycling, and cleaning industries are wide open. How about “Dumpster Fire” dumpsters with flames painted on the sides? Garbage trucks with flames – people love flame decals, amirite? Those smelly-perfumey things that you hang over the side of the toilet? And one time in an episode of _Frasier_ I learned about something I’d never heard of (being a female only child): urinal cakes. Do those still exist? Vaguely figure-shaped ones with an orangey-yellow topnot. \<_ThelmaLou has to catch her breath_\> ---
**Author:** ![tricoteuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tricoteuse/32/4334_2.png) [@tricoteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tricoteuse)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/110 "2021-03-25T15:38:45Z")
When they start new landfills, don’t they line it first with plastic or something? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/111 "2021-03-25T17:30:36Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > urinal cakes. Do those still exist? Yes, in public restrooms I still see them in urinals sometimes (not everywhere). The Mr. 45 urinal cakes should be orange scented. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/112 "2021-03-26T08:23:44Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > How about “Dumpster Fire” dumpsters with flames painted on the sides? Garbage trucks with flames – people love flame decals, amirite? [aside] Snarky dumpster remarks remind me of this: When I lived in Honolulu from 1980 to 1984, the municipal buses and municipal dump trucks were painted with the same colors and patterns. The dump trucks all had the slogan on them: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back.” [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/113 "2021-03-26T09:13:09Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Yeah, I can think of a wide range of “Mr. 45” products. > > I’m thinking pooper scooper. - Malt liquor. Dolt 45. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/114 "2021-03-28T15:05:42Z")
[https://thehill.com/homenews/news/545251-trump-says-hell-likely-visit-southern-border-soon](https://thehill.com/homenews/news/545251-trump-says-hell-likely-visit-southern-border-soon) > Former [President Trump](https://thehill.com/people/donald-trump) says he’ll likely visit the U.S.-Mexico border soon amid an influx of migrants. > > During an interview on Fox News’ “Justice with Judge Jeanine,” Trump claimed that many border officials had asked him to visit the border. > > “Well, a lot of people want me to. The Border Patrol and all of the people of ICE [Immigration and Customs Enforcement], they want me to go. I really feel I sort of owe it to them, they’re great people,” Trump said. > > When pressed by host Jeanine Pirro when he thinks he’ll go, Trump said he would likely visit “over the next few weeks.” > > “Over the next couple of weeks. Border Patrol wants me to go— probably **over the next couple of weeks.** I don’t think there’s a rush for me to go, he’s supposed to go and make the decisions,” Trump said referring to [President Biden](https://thehill.com/people/joe-biden). > … My bold. Right. Playing at being president-in-exile, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/115 "2021-03-28T16:08:00Z")
Yeah, in two weeks. Such a bullshitter. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/116 "2021-03-28T18:31:28Z")
They’ll have to pry his flabby white butt out of one of those gilt chairs at Mar-A-Lago with a crowbar and a spatula first. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/117 "2021-03-28T23:00:35Z")
Loser Donald crashed a wedding reception at Mar-a-Lago to whine about the election. > **[WATCH: Donald Trump hijacked a Mar-a-Lago wedding reception to rant about Joe...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-mar-a-lago-2651238447/)** > > In a video obtained by TMZ, former president Donald Trump was filmed complaining about the man who replaced him in the White House during an appearance at a wedding reception at his Mar-a-Lago resort on Saturday night.As TMZ reports, "Check out this... ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/118 "2021-03-29T14:48:33Z")
For someone that doesn’t drink, he sure rambles like the drunk guy at the corner of the bar. That’s why I don’t go to bars any longer…I got tired of chewing my own arm off to escape the trap. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/119 "2021-03-29T15:32:04Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > he sure rambles like the drunk guy at the corner of the bar. That’s why I don’t go to bars any longer… Aside: I really miss my local tavern, except the old _'52 Ramblers._ Though they are good for your self-esteem, because mid-rant they’ll clap you on the shoulder and slur “You’re one o’ the good guys. You know that?” ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746/120 "2021-03-29T16:36:59Z")
Yep, heard that line many, many times. 😁 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-cf-and-on-going-trump-outrages/933746.md?page=7)