# Post-Christmas Haiku

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-christmas-haiku/677383
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [December 29, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-christmas-haiku/677383 "2013-12-29T01:34:04Z")
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### Author: ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)
#### Post date: [December 29, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-christmas-haiku/677383/1 "2013-12-29T01:34:04Z")

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That Rudolph sweater  
From the Quacker Factory.  
What were you thinking?

My head really hurts,  
And I think I’m gonna barf.  
Please, no more egg nog.