# Post disrespectful summaries of well-regarded works you don't like

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**Created:** [June 8, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076 "2009-06-08T07:04:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076/81 "2009-06-11T03:01:10Z")

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Heinlein’s _The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress:_

Buncha cons and ex-cons exiled in a cave on the moon bump off their doofus of a Warden and then make like they’re a _real_ country by threatening to throw rocks at the earth. Oh, and everyone speaks this weird slang. And they have really big marriages.

Eventually, the earth invades.

Edit: actually, this is one of my favourite books. I’ve never been able to finish the ones I hate (Shatner, I’m looking at _you_.)

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076/82 "2009-06-11T03:04:49Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> > [@Boyo Jim](#):
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> > No one figured out the The Truman Show was just a cover for The Christof Show. There was even a bigger dome outside of Truman’s dome, containing the unwitting crew and director, who thought they were filming Truman, but in fact were being filmed.
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> > And then outside of THAT dome…
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> From the producers of _The Matrix_.

Camera pulls back to reveal Bugs Bunny at the drawing board. “Ain’t I a stinker?”  
😃

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**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076/83 "2009-06-11T04:22:38Z")

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Kill Bill:

Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Ooh, look at the pretty scenery, let’s leave the camera _there_ for forty-five minutes. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage.

Insert Disc 2.

Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. Homage. OK, here we go. This is it, the big scene. It’s the final battle. Alright, here we go, this is it, this is what you’ve been waiting for. Are you ready for this? OK, any minute now. Aaaannnnnd…total let down.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076/84 "2009-06-11T06:35:02Z")

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THE BIBLE

God made the world and Adam and Eve. Then people started begetting each other until Noah, then they had to start all over again. Then Moses built the pyramids or something, and took the Jews away. Then Jesus was born and was Xed for walking on water.

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2009, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-disrespectful-summaries-of-well-regarded-works-you-dont-like/499076/85 "2009-06-11T06:50:06Z")

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There are a lot of good ones here.  
[http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/](http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/)

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