# Post five statements you truly believe but expect most of the board to disagree with.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 9, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427 "2014-06-09T19:02:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/121 "2014-06-11T07:02:07Z")

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1. Season 4 was the best season of _Angel_.
2. Billy Joel is as good a songwriter as Cole Porter.
3. Store-brand 100% fake maple-flavored syrup is just as good as the real stuff.
4. _Mass Effect 3_ had a kick-ass ending. So did _Bioshock Infinite._
5. Robert Jordan’s death was the best thing that could happen to the Wheel of Time books, and Brandon Sanderson is twice the writer Jordan ever was.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/122 "2014-06-11T07:28:43Z")

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> [@jtur88](#):
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> 1. "God Bless America " and “God Bless the USA” are not the national anthem and I don’t have to stand up when Kate Smith and Lee Greenwood sing them.

Considering that Kate Smith is dead, I don’t think you have to worry about that any time soon.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/123 "2014-06-11T08:13:59Z")

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Property _is theft_

US slave descendants are owed _real_ money by the people of the United States.

Any time anyone makes a statement that groups people along any ethnicity broader than a small population (say, nationality _at most_) they are being racist. (Yes, I’ve done this too, no doubt). And racial _is_ racist.

#YesAllMen, actually.

and possibly most disagreeable:

In _Snow White and the Huntsman_, Kristen Stewart _was_ fairer than Charlize Theron. A lot fairer.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/124 "2014-06-11T12:58:04Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> I sure as hell am not gonna mention Ayn Rand in this thread.

She should have been strangled at birth. Yes, I’m serious.

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/125 "2014-06-11T13:01:25Z")

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1. Religion is the #1 evil in the world. If you think that only Islam is evil, read about the crusades.

2. The only sport worth watching is curling.

3. The government should get out of the business of banning drugs. As an observer only, it is clear that the drug laws have done more harm than the drugs could.

4. Snowden is a hero.

5. Corporate taxes should be abolished. The customer pays them anyway, not the shareholders; they lead to all sorts of compensatory tax givebacks, mostly unfair; and they give corporations incentive to hide their profits, especially in foreign countries.

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**Author:** ![Cyros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a698b9/32.png) [@Cyros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyros)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/126 "2014-06-11T13:14:21Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> 1. Robert Jordan’s death was the best thing that could happen to the Wheel of Time books, and Brandon Sanderson is twice the writer Jordan ever was.

Is there anyone in the world that would disagree with this?

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**Author:** ![Uniqueorn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uniqueorn/32/2807_2.png) [@Uniqueorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniqueorn)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/127 "2014-06-11T13:34:40Z")

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[QUOTE=Uniqueorn]  
Originally Posted by Uniqueorn  
2. There should be no interest earned on capital  
4. Allergies, phobias and behavioural issues can be cured, often within one session  
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> [@zoid](#):
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> These are two of the stupidest fucking things posted in this thread, and that’s saying a LOT.

Really? Those things set you off?

I am a big fan of Silvio Gesell’s and Margit Kennedy’s ideas about a monetary system without interest. Really fascinating and worth studying.

Also, I am quite an experienced complementary therapist and have helped people overcome a cat allergy, a height phobia, and a crippling driving anxiety this week alone. All in one session each.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/128 "2014-06-11T14:00:40Z")

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1. Most people, if you sat down and talked to them one-on-one, would turn out to be social liberals, but fiscal conservatives.
2. I’ll call you whatever pronoun makes you happy, but surgery can only make you _look_ female.
3. The death penalty is not inconsistent with the aims of a moral society.
4. Lots of words that people take grave offense to are really mildly offensive at best, and people need to learn to laugh at themselves and get over it.
5. **Cutthroat Island** is an underappreciated and visually awesome movie.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/129 "2014-06-11T14:15:08Z")

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1. These threads are a hilarious compendium of idiocy.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/130 "2014-06-11T14:34:17Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> The fuck did I just watch? Was that supposed to be satire? (Seriously, I can’t tell anymore when it comes to fedoras and neckbeards)

It’s not satire. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/131 "2014-06-11T14:36:33Z")

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1. With a few sage observations here and there

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/132 "2014-06-11T14:43:03Z")

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I just feel for anyone trans reading this thread. Geesh. :’(

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/133 "2014-06-11T14:46:56Z")

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> [@Uniqueorn](#):
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> Really? Those things set you off?
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> I am a big fan of Silvio Gesell’s and Margit Kennedy’s ideas about a monetary system without interest. Really fascinating and worth studying.
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> Also, I am quite an experienced complementary therapist and have helped people overcome a cat allergy, a height phobia, and a crippling driving anxiety this week alone. All in one session each.

What is a complementary therapist?

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/134 "2014-06-11T14:54:41Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> What is a complementary therapist?

“You look nice today. Our time is up.”

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**Author:** ![Uniqueorn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uniqueorn/32/2807_2.png) [@Uniqueorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniqueorn)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/135 "2014-06-11T14:56:43Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> These are two of the stupidest fucking things posted in this thread, and that’s saying a LOT.

> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> What is a complementary therapist?

A complementary therapy is one that can be used in addition to, or instead of, conventional western medicine.

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**Author:** ![Uniqueorn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uniqueorn/32/2807_2.png) [@Uniqueorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniqueorn)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/136 "2014-06-11T14:58:07Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> “You look nice today. Our time is up.”

That is a complimentary therapist. Nice post, by the way. Have a good day!

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/137 "2014-06-11T15:15:16Z")

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1. Bow ties are better regular ties
2. Pineapple and anchovy pizza is good
3. If it wouldn’t be considered “art” when drawn or painted on paper or canvas, it’s not art when tattooed on your body.
4. If three or more Moderators agree, they should be able to ban a poster without any reason other than “The Board is better off with this person gone.”
5. 90% of what passes for Country Music nowadays is nothing more than pop and/or rock with twangy voice.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/138 "2014-06-11T15:21:05Z")

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> [@Uniqueorn](#):
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> A complementary therapy is one that can be used in addition to, or instead of, conventional western medicine.

Could you please start a thread on this subject and your claims of healing phobias in one session?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/139 "2014-06-11T15:21:43Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> 1. If three or more Moderators agree, they should be able to ban a poster without any reason other than “The Board is better off with this person gone.”

Live fast, die young.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-five-statements-you-truly-believe-but-expect-most-of-the-board-to-disagree-with/690427/140 "2014-06-11T15:29:04Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> 1. If three or more Moderators agree, they should be able to ban a poster without any reason other than “The Board is better off with this person gone.”

There’s a thought. It doesn’t seem very democratic to leave it up to the moderators, though. We could introduce a version of the ostracism of ancient Athens. Every couple of months, a list of posters who have been pitted is compiled. Then a poll is set up in IMHO asking if any of them should be banned. Those who get enough votes against them are out, no further questions asked.

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