# Post in here and I'll read your mind. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 21, 2005, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666 "2005-09-21T08:11:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/21 "2005-09-21T10:51:21Z")
Go for it. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/22 "2005-09-21T11:03:22Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Go for it. “I hit midgets out of trees for the king of siam and I bent my pizza on the tuning piano that had the monster cheese on top of it…_goes on with gibberishy thoughts_. Now…read that.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/23 "2005-09-21T11:35:22Z")
OOOH! Think of somethin’ really, really hard now… hmmmm… Ok, what’d I think? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/24 "2005-09-21T11:41:42Z")
I’m game. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/25 "2005-09-21T11:44:12Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > OOOH! Think of somethin’ really, really hard now… hmmmm… Ok, what’d I think? “I’m hungry. I think I’ll eat something.” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/26 "2005-09-21T11:45:15Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > OOOH! Think of somethin’ really, really hard now… hmmmm… Ok, what’d I think? :eek: **swampy** , go wash your brain out with soap. _Right now_, you bad boy. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/27 "2005-09-21T11:46:17Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > I’m game. “Oooo, another interesting topic from that **Idle Thoughts** … guess he does have a lot of IDLE time on his hands. Well, let’s see, what to think about? It’s a nice day, I’m bored, I have a couple of things to do later on, I don’t know what I’m going to do for dinner, I have NO idea how I’m going to handle tomorrow…and, to top it off, my cat wants attention and is bugging me right now.” ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/28 "2005-09-21T11:47:13Z")
**Idle Thoughts** , hate to tell ya, but **twicks** is a lot better at this than you are. 😃 Grabs bar of Octagon soap and goes to wash out brain ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/29 "2005-09-21T11:52:01Z")
Wait, quick, I bet \*\*swampbear \*\*can tell me what I’m thinking right now… Maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/30 "2005-09-21T11:53:00Z")
Hey…I didn’t say what you were hungry for or what you wanted to eat, for that matter. :eek:😉 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/31 "2005-09-21T11:53:04Z")
> [@Idle Thoughts](#): > > “Oooo, another interesting topic from that **Idle Thoughts** … guess he does have a lot of IDLE time on his hands. Well, let’s see, what to think about? It’s a nice day, I’m bored, I have a couple of things to do later on, I don’t know what I’m going to do for dinner, I have NO idea how I’m going to handle tomorrow…and, to top it off, my cat wants attention and is bugging me right now.” By the way, rather accurate. You’re good, man. Now, get outta my head 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/32 "2005-09-21T11:54:03Z")
_scoots off to next person’s head_ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/33 "2005-09-21T11:56:41Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Wait, quick, I bet \*\*swampbear \*\*can tell me what I’m thinking right now… Maybe? I’m guessin’, “Where’d I put the meds the doctor put me on when I said I didn’t like banana sammiches?” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/34 "2005-09-21T11:58:53Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I’m guessin’, “Where’d I put the meds the doctor put me on when I said I didn’t like banana sammiches?” 😛 Dayum, so close. “Where’d I put the meds the doctor put \*\*swampbear \*\*on when he said he likes banana sammiches?” Spooky. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/35 "2005-09-21T12:09:20Z")
… ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/36 "2005-09-21T12:12:54Z")
Do me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/37 "2005-09-21T12:17:11Z")
> [@](#): > > **Honey** > Do me. \ Strewth, whatever happened to, “How about we go have coffee sometime?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/38 "2005-09-21T12:50:12Z")
Try mine! > [@Omniscient](#): > > Boobies boobies boobies boobies Birds. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/39 "2005-09-21T13:10:54Z")
> [@Mellivora capensis](#): > > … “You know, this could really open up a lot of possibilities. For example, a girl could come in saying ‘do me’ and I could really make a pretty good joke out of that.” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666/40 "2005-09-21T13:13:10Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Do me. 😉 “Hee hee…I love the way that is so appropriately phrased. Anyway, this does look rather interesting. I wonder how close he’ll get? Now, now, Honey, stop these gutter minded of mine. Gah, but I can’t help it…when you’ve gone as long as I have without…er…nevermind. If **Idle** can read minds, I certainly don’t want him privvy to that information, and I’m sure he wouldn’t want to know anyway. Ah! Toast just popped up.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-in-here-and-ill-read-your-mind/322666.md?page=3)