# Post other great non-Far-Side cartoons.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 12, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294 "2010-03-12T21:01:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/41 "2010-03-15T06:01:54Z")

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> [@suranyi](#):
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> Charles Addams had a bunch of great cartoons. I particularly like this one:
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> [Death Ray, Fiddlesticks](http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/addams.htm)

I think we have the top three.

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/42 "2010-03-15T13:06:45Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> There was also “The Nixon Monument”

Thank you so much for linking to this. I knew a few Kliban cartoons but had never seen this one. It’s just wonderful.

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/43 "2010-03-15T13:08:12Z")

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> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> Is the first wife dead and stuffed? Or just angry?

We don’t know. We never know. One cannot ‘explain’ a Thurber drawing. They just… are.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/44 "2010-03-15T13:25:31Z")

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> [@Haunted\_Pasta](#):
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> Somewhere I have a book that includes a cartoon showing a couple leaving the house, with Dad talking to the babysitter on the way out. The scene is a typical living room, except for the lightswitch panel beside the front door. Two of the three switches are normal, but the middle one, mysteriously, seems to be a big plunger or suction cup or something. The caption is Dad’s words to the sitter:
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> “Billy’s already asleep, so you should have no trouble with him. Johnny should go to bed around 8:00. We’ll be downtown at the Paramount if there’s any emergency. This switch is the garage light, this one will suck the face right off your skull, and this one’s the porch. There’s pizza in the fridge. We’ll be home around 11:00.”

That’s a [John Caldwell](http://www.caldwellcartoons.com/vintage.php?image=15) cartoon.

Another one I love of his is [this](http://www.caldwellcartoons.com/vintage.php?image=10). Pure non sequitur

A man is lying in the street in some sort of medical distress. The caption is “Everybody back! This man has swallowed his nose! Don’t panic, I’m a sheet metal worker. Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher’s mitt.”

There’s also his “Society of Retired Comedy Writers,” which shows someone outside its door saying “Knock, knock.”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/45 "2010-03-15T14:11:09Z")

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Perhaps my favourite Kliban cartoon:

‘Cleopatra committed suicide by holding a beast to her ass.’

The caption describes the image.

Another fave depicts a disappointed-looking boy entering a house. An old woman is seated at a table shoving a porcupine head-first into her mouth, while another porcupine stands on the table. ‘By the time I got home, Grandmother had eaten most of the porcupines.’

I have _Whack Your Porcupine_, _Cat_, _Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head_, _Tiny Footprints_, and _Two Guys Fooling Around with the Moon_. Many of his cartoons are brilliant. Some are just weird. I wish more of his work was online, as I can’t tell you how often I’ve wanted to share.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/46 "2010-03-15T17:19:55Z")

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Sam Gross.

My older BIL gave me his books when I was about 13 or so.

I think I remember his cartoons being sprinkled throughout the Playboys of the time.

I remember thinking they were the funniest things I’d ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/47 "2010-03-15T17:50:18Z")

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Another Kliban I’ve remembered:

A dejected-looking man is walking along the street, and he sees another man severely abusing a woman. The dejected man says, ‘I wish I had a girl.’

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**Author:** ![JoelUpchurch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@JoelUpchurch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoelUpchurch)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/48 "2010-03-15T18:54:54Z")

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I currently like [xkcd](http://xkcd.com/702/)

BTW, catch the Calvin and Hobbes reference in frames 9 and 10? Another great cartoon.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/49 "2010-03-15T18:56:53Z")

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IIRC, a Mad Magazine parody of Family Circus. Billy is showing his pet turtle to the family…

“My turtle’s all gnarled and smelly, just like Grandma!”

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/50 "2010-03-15T19:19:11Z")

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Gahan Wilson had some really good ones.

Two wealthy old biddies strolling down the street in their furs and pearls see a hideously deformed creature (drawing hideous deformity is one of GWs strengths) pursued by another bizarre creature that’s practically all teeth. The first woman says to her friend, “It’s just one damned thing after another.”

Truck stop in a bare, flat wasteland. Only the counter person and one lonely trucker are inside. Atop the small, well-lit, glass-walled restaurant is a huge neon sign that says “EAT.” In the distance, a mind-bogglingly vast creature with a mouth to match is literally crawling over the horizon, drooling, heading straight for the truck stop. One of the two (the counter person, maybe?) says in alarm, “_MY GOD_, do you suppose it can _READ_?”

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/51 "2010-03-15T19:22:50Z")

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[Another New Yorker.](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2775/4436237522_c6ba444b27_o.png) This absolutely broke me up - Peter Pan’s cousin.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/52 "2010-03-15T21:08:05Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I have _Whack Your Porcupine_, _Cat_, _Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head_, _Tiny Footprints_, and _Two Guys Fooling Around with the Moon_. Many of his cartoons are brilliant. Some are just weird. I wish more of his work was online, as I can’t tell you how often I’ve wanted to share.

A few of my favorites I couldn’t find online, but they’re all in one of those books up there^.

Man, I gotta dig out my Kliban books (I have all of those as well) when I get home!

Ear Muffs! Inglese! “No hay telephonos, Gringo Pendejo!” The ocean that proved to be inaccessible! The psychedelic muffin! I love it!

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/53 "2010-03-15T21:45:47Z")

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Another NatLamp toon: A waiter, with a triumphant grin, takes the cover off the dish he is presenting a diner: “It’s a fried telephone book! We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it!”

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**Author:** ![CutterJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@CutterJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CutterJohn)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/54 "2010-03-15T22:29:53Z")

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I have always loved Sergio Aragones ‘marginals’, the tiny cartoons that were liberally sprinkled through almost every issue of mad magazine.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/55 "2010-03-16T00:37:14Z")

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> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> [QUOTE=ianzin]  
> “That’s my first wife up there, and this is the present Mrs Harris.”

Is the first wife dead and stuffed? Or just angry?  
[/QUOTE]

Thurber himself was asked this. Typically, he answered: “well, I’ve just asked my taxidermist and he says you can’t get a person stuffed …”. IOW he didn’t know either.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/56 "2010-03-16T01:18:01Z")

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No love for Gluyas Williams?

I won’t say any more yet because it’s more fun if there’s at least one other Gluyas Williams fan to babble with.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/57 "2010-03-16T04:19:17Z")

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> [@Sailboat](#):
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> Two wealthy old biddies strolling down the street in their furs and pearls see a hideously deformed creature (drawing hideous deformity is one of GWs strengths) pursued by another bizarre creature that’s practically all teeth. The first woman says to her friend, “It’s just one damned thing after another.”

That’s the _first_ Gahan Wilson cartoon I always think of when I think of Gahan Wilson cartoons.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/58 "2010-03-16T05:36:02Z")

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> [@RealityChuck](#):
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> I have an original copy of **Never Eat Anything Bigger than Your Head**.

[Hardw](http://www.raisethehammer.org/static/images/fenton_hardware_05.jpg).

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**Author:** ![uncle\_squeegee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b5e925/32.png) [@uncle\_squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uncle_squeegee)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/59 "2010-03-16T14:59:32Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> Another NatLamp toon: A waiter, with a triumphant grin, takes the cover off the dish he is presenting a diner: “It’s a fried telephone book! We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it!”

I had this one on my dorm room wall. Thanks for adding it.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-other-great-non-far-side-cartoons/532294/60 "2010-03-16T17:27:41Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> [Hardw](http://www.raisethehammer.org/static/images/fenton_hardware_05.jpg).

Kliban once called that his favorite of all his cartoons. I would have mentioned it, but it’s impossible to describe (or to explain why it’s so funny).

**Kimstu** , I wouldn’t say I’m a fan of Gluyas Williams, but he did a few truly great ones (the crisis as Proctor and Gamble, and Mr. Coolidge refuses to leave the White House). From that era, though, I’m partial to Peter Arno, including [this](http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/arno11.jpg), which seems to have introduced a catchphrase we’re still using today.

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