# Post Party for those too shy to start their own **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829 "2000-09-28T01:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/1 "2000-09-28T01:43:24Z")
OK, I know for a fact that there is one doper in here who has just hit 100. Since the first 100 is the hardest but she still doesn’t feel like she’s fitting in, I made her a party. Everyone come and tell DigitalMuse how much you love her. {{{Lauren}}} By the way, anyone else that’s shy is welcome to come join in. There is plenty of wall space for all of you. And keep the strippers away, at least for a while, we don’t want to scare our honored guest. 🙂 I love you Lauren! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/2 "2000-09-28T01:45:33Z")
(comes in and looks around, find her own wall space, and sits. wonders if anybody would bother to come to her little party throwh by her friend.) ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/3 "2000-09-28T01:46:57Z")
Congratulations! The first ones are the hardest. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/4 "2000-09-28T01:54:48Z")
uh Miss/Ms Lauren is this seat taken? Just hit 100 myself. Is there any chocolate in this post? thank you. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/5 "2000-09-28T01:59:36Z")
nope pick a space, all are open. 100 is such a lonely number. Jess, why don’t you try to stir up some excitement if other people decide to come? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/6 "2000-09-28T02:02:16Z")
Hey DigitalMuse, congrats on triple figures. You seem okay so far so I guess we’ll keep you. 😉 So, what kind of excitement did you girls have in mind? ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/7 "2000-09-28T02:06:57Z")
Hi, Digital Muse. Can I come too? I’ve got some chocolate! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/8 "2000-09-28T02:09:00Z")
sure, come on in. what type of chocolate is it? dpr- can you believe that i’m friends with hypergirl and ssskuggiii? for some reason, they show more energy and sex crazed ideas than i will ever show in a lifetime. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/9 "2000-09-28T02:16:31Z")
WooHoo! ::checks post count:: 707! Yipee! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/10 "2000-09-28T02:23:51Z")
It is chocolate that is very far from everyone else, but right beside me! Oh, maybe with that attitude there’s a reason I don’t get to many parties. Is there such a thing as a chocolate smiley? There definitely should be. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/11 "2000-09-28T02:26:22Z")
I have the sudden urge to go hide. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/12 "2000-09-28T05:48:03Z")
Congrats DigitalMuse, you’re officially over the hump! (We hardly knew ye). So to speak. Hmm. I just noticed I’m coming up on 300 myself. Anyway, consider the gate crashed and the bar open. As per usual, drinks are on me. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/13 "2000-09-28T06:14:04Z")
Hoody Hoo! Congrats to all the significant-post-number-reaching dopers! BTW, I hear when you reach 1000, the ‘secret level’ of the SDMB opens up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/14 "2000-09-29T00:23:06Z")
Now I have reason to post more and more. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/15 "2000-09-29T01:00:22Z")
See Lauren, I told you people would come. As for stirring up excitement, what do you have in mind? A rousing game of backgammon or some interesting perversion antics a la me and Tasha? ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/16 "2000-09-29T01:08:20Z")
How about some of your’s and Tasha’s interesting perversion antics? That way I can “wince and nod” at each one. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/17 "2000-09-29T01:25:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wevets \* > \*\*BTW, I hear when you reach 1000, the ‘secret level’ of the SDMB opens up. 😉 \*\* It doesn’t. Soon I hit 2000. I wonder if that’s a good thing . . . You know, this party would be a lot more fun with hypergrl’s b’day present. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/18 "2000-09-29T01:38:24Z")
My life would be more fun with my birthday present. DId you know that they come in leopard print? Psssst, Lauren, that’s your cue to “wince and nod”. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/19 "2000-09-29T01:57:59Z")
Hey DigitalMuse, congrats. I just hit my 187th post. It kinda freaked me out. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/20 "2000-09-29T02:00:26Z")
_wince and nod_ jess, why doesn’t any of this surprise me? Notice I’m not even really asking directly about the subject matter. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829.md?page=2)