# Post Party for those too shy to start their own **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829 "2000-09-28T01:43:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/21 "2000-09-29T02:24:21Z")
That’s only because you know better. You have spent far too much time with me. I pity you. It’s odd that we haven’t rubbed off on you (too much) yet. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/22 "2000-09-29T02:47:03Z")
Congrats to **DigitalMuse** , and everybody else celebrating some number. Except… **Gunslinger** said: > [@](#): > > WooHoo! > > ::checks post count:: > > 707! Yipee! Newbie. ---
**Author:** ![wevets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9a140/32.png) [@wevets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wevets)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/23 "2000-09-29T05:32:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by wevets \* > > BTW, I hear when you reach 1000, the ‘secret level’ of the SDMB opens up. 😉 > > It doesn’t. Awwww, why you gotta ruin all my fun? > [@](#): > > You know, this party would be a lot more fun with hypergrl’s b’day present. Hmmmmm… :: passes out leopard-print birthday presents for all :: ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/24 "2000-09-29T16:42:03Z")
:o (DigitalMuse, will you dance with me?) ⭕o:o:o:o:o:o ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/25 "2000-09-29T16:53:00Z")
Hey, this is my 76th post - can I party too? **don Jaime** , if DigitalMuse won’t dance with you, I will! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/26 "2000-09-29T21:16:20Z")
I’m open for dancing, but I don’t want to scare Lauren too much at her own post party. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/27 "2000-09-29T22:40:45Z")
Congrats, DigitalMuse- I hope you enjoy this board as much as I do. WooHoo, honey! Dance like nobody’s watching, sweetie! (It’s all cyber anyway, hon, so what do you have to lose?) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/28 "2000-09-29T23:08:50Z")
spider shows up with obligatory party hat, blows kisses: ------& -----🙂 x x x x x —////\\ Nice ta meetcha DigitalMuse! See ya around the threads. (Do you write limericks?) ---
**Author:** ![ShamaFrog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@ShamaFrog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShamaFrog)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/29 "2000-09-29T23:19:54Z")
may this lowly poster come and dance too? Spider- I like your hat! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/30 "2000-09-30T01:16:56Z")
don Jaime, sure i’ll dance, find some good music!! spider woman- love the hat!! Sorry, don’t really know how to write good limercks, but I am decent at plain poetry ---
**Author:** ![Palm\_Cove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@Palm\_Cove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palm_Cove)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/31 "2000-09-30T01:40:15Z")
Hi I’m a friendly gatecrasher. (brought my own drinks) I’ve heard who the hostess and guest of honour are, but could someone point them out to me so I don’t make a fool of myself ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/32 "2000-09-30T01:58:27Z")
ok. i’ve turned on the black lights, got out the glow sticks, and turned up the electronica. This post party is gonna be a rave. so everybody come join in and feel the vibes!!! (starts dancing) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/33 "2000-09-30T02:17:28Z")
Glow sticks! Cool! Woohoo this is fun. Blacklights are kinky. Now all I need is someone to get kinky with. By the way, Palm, I am your lovely hostess. Nice to meet you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/34 "2000-09-30T02:19:15Z")
I don’t think you’ll have a problem with that;) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/35 "2000-09-30T02:37:20Z")
That’s the spirit Lauren! This is the SDMB after all. So who wants to get kinky? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/36 "2000-09-30T02:40:31Z")
OK, since this is already a post party, there is no need to start a whole new one. Just want to point out that this is my 400th post. So everyone give me attention too! Now this should be double the party! ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/37 "2000-09-30T02:46:23Z")
hey… now that means all of them are gonna forget about me to fall all over you!! i guess ill go back to my space on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/38 "2000-09-30T03:04:00Z")
No, I didn’t mean to do that. I can go sit on the wall for once. Everyone ignore me, this is Lauren’s party. Although I wouldn’t mind just one person following me into the dark corner. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalMuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@DigitalMuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalMuse)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/39 "2000-09-30T03:06:02Z")
no no it’s ok. just give me a stapler and i’ll be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829/40 "2000-09-30T03:07:51Z")
Digital, congrats. On this solemn occasion, I’d like to give you the double-secret Minnesota Clique handshake. First I take my ice-cold hand and place it, um, _here_, and then I do…_this!_ Wide awake now, aren’t ya? (Don’t tell any of the Minnesota dopers that I showed it to you. They’d make me wear a Packers helmet for a week if they knew.) ::: say…what’s that in the corner? it looks like a chick with a glow stick…_wow!_ ::: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-party-for-those-too-shy-to-start-their-own/34829.md?page=3)