# Post the first thing (or things) that comes into your head. Right now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437 "2011-05-10T21:34:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tracyfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f14d63/32.png) [@Tracyfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracyfish)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/21 "2011-05-11T00:30:40Z")
\*\*Least Original User Name Ever’s \*\* 30th birthday is tomorrow. Should I use that to start my first thread? He doesn’t care about birthdays anyway. My last call at work lasted 15 minutes past close and cut into the time I signed up to use the exercise bike in the small gym at work. And now I’ve just spent another 15 minutes talking to a coworker who stopped by my cube. This is not increasing my motivation to go do cardio before I go home. Also, the dream stuff reminded me that I had a dream about drinking beer last night, even though I don’t even like beer. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/22 "2011-05-11T00:40:58Z")
A vivid image of the top surface of the product in a freshly-opened container of President’s Choice Vanilla Bean Ice Cream: the dense curves of the ice cream dotted with fine black vanilla specks… I went and got some ice cream before responding to the thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/23 "2011-05-11T00:53:41Z")
Dodge Avenger is a bizarrely dramatic and warlike name for a boring midsized sedan. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/24 "2011-05-11T01:23:47Z")
Should I read my train book or something else when I go upstairs and read after DWTS? ---
**Author:** ![fatbottomedgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9e5f3/32.png) [@fatbottomedgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatbottomedgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/25 "2011-05-11T01:32:53Z")
> [@Palo\_Verde](#): > > I had a sex dream about Adam Savage from the Mythbusters. Weird. I don’t even find him that attractive. He is totally hot! ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/26 "2011-05-11T01:38:35Z")
I’ll also second Adam Savage’s good looks. Not anyone to be ashamed to have a sex dream about. After all, he’s very thorough, into experimentation, and likes things that go off with a big bang. ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/27 "2011-05-11T01:47:51Z")
I’m not sure what to do about Mitch Daniels. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/28 "2011-05-11T01:51:24Z")
No. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/29 "2011-05-11T01:51:36Z")
Dreams about elephants? Cool. Reptiles in general are awesome. I like snakes. ---
**Author:** ![surrounded\_by\_literalists](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@surrounded\_by\_literalists](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/surrounded_by_literalists)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/30 "2011-05-11T02:12:41Z")
If I read a ‘bodice ripper’ does that make me a stupid book whore? Were those four horses in my yard last night some sort of cosmic warning or a hallucination? Do hallucinations leave poop? Was Carl Sagan a good kisser? I want to go to my friends house and lay on her floor and point out all the cobwebs that she never seems to see, then I want to play Scrabble with her until one of us bleeds out of our ears or passes out drunk. People who spend more than $70 on a pair of shoes piss me off. I hope I get a good grade on my sociology paper. If I were to swim in the middle of the ocean, the ocean floor would be so far below my feet I would totally freak out from the magnitude of it. Worse, imagine all the things that could be swimming around down there… Damn, forgot to take my Adderall… ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/31 "2011-05-11T04:04:37Z")
Surrounded by Literalists doesn’t sound like she needs Adderall. I have to go to bed now, because if I stay up too late I’ll be dragging in work tomorrow. I wonder if she has any to spare. Nah, it’s coffee for me. Maybe Dunkin Donuts turbo shots? ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/32 "2011-05-11T04:31:31Z")
Why the hell would I dream that a cyclops gargoyle was trying to break into my car and kill me? Where does my brain get this crap? I really like edamame. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/33 "2011-05-11T04:58:33Z")
I dreamt the other night I was a pregnant British girl. I gave birth to a child that looked like the one in that famous Kevin Carter photo. ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/34 "2011-05-11T12:32:40Z")
A siger aaah / i dag er så rar / halløjsa så ta’r vi afsteeeed Danish children’s music earworm. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![Teacake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Teacake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teacake)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2011, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/35 "2011-05-11T20:50:46Z")
I like peas and onions. My peas have their first flower, and the tomatoes are flowering too. My ankle hurts. My friend didn’t get the job she wanted which I put her up to applying for. I feel responsible but I can’t help her. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/36 "2011-05-12T01:58:31Z")
Fuck all this 2012 apocalypse bullshit and this rapture nonsense in it’s ear. Fuck anyone who believes this garbage, and i hope you drop dead, because maybe the collective IQ could go up a few points. Motherfuck with a chainsaw whoever wrote this malarkey for the Weekly World News, Examiner and other shitty retarded supermarket tabloids. May your next drinks be mixed with battery acid. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/37 "2011-05-12T02:08:04Z")
Sex. Gosh I love that TC song I just heard on Pandora. Sex, it has been too long. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/38 "2011-05-12T02:10:34Z")
overlyverbose ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/39 "2011-05-12T02:49:01Z")
I’m listening to “Take It Off” by Kesha, so I’m thinking, “take it off, everybody take it off!” Got my drunk text on, I’ll regret it in the morn’, But tonight I don’t give a I don’t give a I don’t give a That song is so awesome on so many levels. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/40 "2011-05-12T03:33:12Z")
Sure hope I don’t wake up with another charley horse like last night. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437.md?page=3)