# Post the first thing (or things) that comes into your head. Right now. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 10, 2011, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437 "2011-05-10T21:34:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/41 "2011-05-12T05:45:26Z")
Can’t think of anything - must go to bed. Time to read some more of my excellent book! ---
**Author:** ![Ritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ritter)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/42 "2011-05-12T11:31:02Z")
I can’t believe Edie Brickell is married to Paul Simon. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/43 "2011-05-12T12:23:55Z")
Now? _Right_ now? I can be put on the spot like this, not before my coffee kicks in. I need time to think of something funny. Something funny, something funny… wombats? Wombats are funny, right? What _are_ wombats, anyway? I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wombat. Wombat, wombat, wombat. Sounds like something from a Lewis Carrol poem, '…and the wombats mollvered in the tumbaks." Well, I seem to have run out of steam for now. ---
**Author:** ![Lorski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lorski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorski)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/44 "2011-05-12T13:54:57Z")
I have a headache. I have been at work for 2 1/2 hours and still got 8 more hours to go. Blargh. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/45 "2011-05-12T14:54:29Z")
My dad sucks, and why oh why does he have to be back in my life? :resentment: ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/46 "2011-05-12T15:00:57Z")
What I’d really like now is a marzipan baby Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/47 "2011-05-12T15:37:55Z")
> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#): > > overlyverbose As well you should be. I am bored off my rocker. This is a cool conference, unless you’re a vendor. Tomorrow I’ll bring my laptop and put it away during the social worker stampede. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/48 "2011-05-12T15:38:48Z")
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/49 "2011-05-12T17:53:25Z")
I’d like a marzipan baby Jesus now, too - are they tasty? ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/50 "2011-05-12T17:55:14Z")
Children who come from money don’t worry about $2 upcharges for brown rice. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/51 "2011-05-12T18:34:09Z")
I hope my boss gets hit by a meteor. I really have to pee. ---
**Author:** ![Levity\_the\_Grin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Levity\_the\_Grin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Levity_the_Grin)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/52 "2011-05-12T18:48:17Z")
Second degree burns. Adam Smith. And… Tesla Coils. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/53 "2011-05-12T19:07:12Z")
Song lyrics: “There’s something wrong with the world today. There’s meltdown in the skies.” I don’t even like anything Aerosmith’s done recently, and I haven’t heard that song in years, so why does it come up? ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/54 "2011-05-14T06:06:10Z")
Wondering if staring at this iPad on my chest will bug out my eyes so much that I won’t be able to sleep in 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/55 "2011-05-14T06:47:08Z")
What a paradox that we have to accept something in order to be liberated from it. ---
**Author:** ![shellfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@shellfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shellfish)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/56 "2011-05-14T10:00:19Z")
Stick a fork in my arse and turn me over, I’m done 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/57 "2011-05-14T10:03:07Z")
fucking cuntybollocks ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/58 "2011-05-14T12:35:40Z")
I’m thinking “I’m tired but I don’t want to go to bed yet.” ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/59 "2011-05-17T20:36:02Z")
Hats. I thought of hats? ---
**Author:** ![overlyverbose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9dc877/32.png) [@overlyverbose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/overlyverbose)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437/60 "2011-05-18T03:12:18Z")
You know, **ultrafilter** , seeing your post made me think: C’mon, feel the noise Girls, rock your boys And we’ll get mild, mild, mild… God, I’m lame. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-first-thing-or-things-that-comes-into-your-head-right-now/581437.md?page=4)