# Post the joke you posted the punchline for.

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-joke-you-posted-the-punchline-for/583970 "2011-06-01T15:47:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-the-joke-you-posted-the-punchline-for/583970/4 "2011-06-01T16:21:52Z")

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Punch lines I do not know the jokes for:

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/9):
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> With the grace of God and the help of these two thumbs, I think I got everything back where it belongs.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/11):
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> Turn the bar stools upside down.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/13):
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> You can’t load a truck with bowling balls using a pitchfork

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/14):
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> He said “Fuck him. Give him a dollar.” Breakfast was my idea, though.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/15):
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> You can’t hear a vitamin.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/16):
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> “Hell, time ain’t nothin’ to a pig.”

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/17):
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> So would I; mine’s as big as a house.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/18):
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> Once I caught my breath, I called him Precious.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/19):
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> And if it wasn’t for that horse, I never would have made it through college.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/21):
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> Better Nate than lever.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/22):
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> “Peter, I can see your house from here.”

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/25):
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> The 7 year old in the back of my van.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/26):
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> “You got me up at 3:00 AM **JUST** to hear some asshole singing Hello Dolly?”

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/31):
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> Kermit the Frog’s full attention.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/36):
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> Recognition. That’s all I want.

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/45):
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> Hey, lady, your sign fell down!
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> (This one is obligatory for this type of thread.)

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/54):
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> “Yep. And cold, too.”

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/69):
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> Did you look in the park?

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/73):
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> So he said “If I were a dolphin, there would be three of me!”

> [@Punchlines Only, Please](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/punchlines-only-please/583272/127):
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> Cancer

Actually, there were a few more, but from the look of them I decided I didn’t really want to know.

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