# Post Titles That Are Guaranteed to Receive 0 Replies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085 "2002-06-14T19:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![minlokwat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minlokwat/32/2844_2.png) [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/1 "2002-06-14T19:13:56Z")
I was first going to try to come up with one for each forum but, well… couldn’t. Nonetheless, here are a few: Café Society: **The Spice Girls Appreciation Thread. Counting the Days til Their Glorious Re-Union Tour** GQ: **Desperate Here! Can’t Think of a Third English Word that Ends in -gry** BBQ Pit: **So What if Alcohol Makes Me Tone Deaf, I’ll Karaoke as Much as I F\*cking Want To** IMHO: **Advice Needed: Who Else Served Spam at Their Wedding?** ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/2 "2002-06-14T19:22:18Z")
Cooking the Jeffrey Dahmer way /rubes ducks and runs ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/3 "2002-06-14T19:49:28Z")
_The Secret to My Successful Dating Life_ by **Superdude** ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/4 "2002-06-14T20:00:40Z")
Smell this! ---
**Author:** ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/5 "2002-06-14T20:22:03Z")
prove 2 me isrel is rong ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/6 "2002-06-14T20:40:12Z")
Does this look infected to you (link provided)? Tiny Moon Anomolies Found!!! MY KEYBOARD CAN ONLY TYPE IN CAPS. Ask the white, middle-aged, middle manager guy!! Was Israel behind 9/11? ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/7 "2002-06-14T20:51:24Z")
Well, speaking from experience, I posted one in cafe society called **Tomahawk, the new supergroup?** Abso-frickin-lutely no one replied. NO ONE. It was so bad it was apparently selectively destroyed, or it was part of a board crash. This apparently is not easy to do. I am either to be shunned or admired. ---
**Author:** ![welby1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/8 "2002-06-14T20:54:11Z")
I got my first hemmorhoid today! (link provided) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/9 "2002-06-14T21:51:09Z")
Who else thinks that plain white rice is the tastiest food in the world? ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/10 "2002-06-14T22:14:39Z")
Who else craves young boys? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/11 "2002-06-14T22:50:41Z")
**Come Watch Me Lance My Carbuncle!** **Does anyone else get hot over nursing home patients?** **How can you tell whether it’s a tick or a chigger when its head is buried in your arm?** **Do any other farm animals get felched?** jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/12 "2002-06-14T22:56:07Z")
**Screech** from _Saved By the Bell_–Misunderstood Genius **Richard Simmons** - sex symbol! ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2002, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/13 "2002-06-14T23:26:41Z")
“Please use descriptive titles when starting threads” Of course, _I_ can cheat. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/14 "2002-06-15T00:17:13Z")
GQ - “Does flushing the meth when the cops barge in count as possession?” GD- “Gravity. What’s the deal?” Cafe Society - “Bay City Rollers appreciation thread.” IMHO - “C’Mon, admit it - who’s had sex with their sisters?” MPSIMS - “My best belch ever” BBQ Pit - “Those Smurfs are so mean!” ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/15 "2002-06-15T02:18:07Z")
Cafe Society – “Scooby-Doo The Movie” appreciation thread Phyllis Diller comeback tour information Harpo Marx’s Memorable Quotes (alright, maybe one in this thread) ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/16 "2002-06-15T02:22:52Z")
> [@](#): > > **Bryan Ekers:** IMHO - “C’Mon, admit it - who’s had sex with their sisters?” This one’s kinda kinky. Course then again I don’t have any sisters. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/17 "2002-06-15T02:31:29Z")
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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/18 "2002-06-15T02:43:30Z")
**The Buffy, circumcision, gun control, what’s-yoor-porn-name, words ending in -gry thread** ---
**Author:** ![Pablito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@Pablito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pablito)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/19 "2002-06-15T02:46:31Z")
MPSIMS: The telephone book can be really funny. (kinda long) IMHO: What’s the best brand of pocket protectors? GQ: Besides holding papers together, are there other good uses for paper clips? IMHO: do these colors go well together? (download this 20 gig image of my shirt and pants and let me know) GD: toilet paper: should it come off top or bottom of the roll? Cafe Society: A question for people who, like our president, agree that “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” is their favorite book. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2002, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/20 "2002-06-15T12:05:08Z")
**Let’s do a reverse pile-on!** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085.md?page=2)