# Post Titles That Are Guaranteed to Receive 0 Replies **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085 "2002-06-14T19:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/41 "2002-06-16T17:43:50Z")
_In which I share an experience that had deep meaning in my life_. [sub]No, of course I’m not bitter:)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/42 "2002-06-16T17:55:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > **Does anyone else get hot over nursing home patients?** Nah, I think **Uetke** would be all over that one… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/43 "2002-06-16T17:56:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hugh Jass \* > \*\*Who else craves young boys? \*\* Catholic Priests? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/44 "2002-06-16T18:05:05Z")
THE ALL CAPS THREAD ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/45 "2002-06-16T19:10:46Z")
> [@](#): > > THE ALL CAPS THREAD And on that note: tHe AlTeRnAtInG cApS tHrEaD ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/46 "2002-06-16T19:19:49Z")
General Questions: Name a Microsoft program that doesn’t crash Great Debates: The Schlewig-Holstein question, pro or con? Cafe Society: Carrot-Top’s film career IMHO: How many of you floss your badger (a poll?) MPSIMS: Thoughts on the variability of intra-species modality as reflected in the latter works of Reinhardt Gerhardt ---
**Author:** ![Jello](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f05b48/32.png) [@Jello](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jello)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/47 "2002-06-16T19:22:23Z")
One would one in Cafe Society right now would have zero replies, but oddly no: I’m really digging Yanni tonight ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/48 "2002-06-16T19:38:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pesch \* > \*\*Great Debates: The Schlewig-Holstein question, pro or con? > \*\* Definately con. Look what happened the last time someone gave Germany part of another country’s territory. Or have you forgotten the Suedetenland (sp?) already? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/49 "2002-06-17T01:54:57Z")
Help me leverage value-added, robust, scalable e-business solutions to end users ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! Any Oklahoma dopers here??? What’s more effective, Adderall or Rit… hey, why aren’t freeway exits in California numbered? What’s the maximum speed of pus squirting out of a ripe zit? Confederate flag ettiquette I made an island in my toilet, and I claimed it in the name of France! (link to pics) Albanian lesbian folk music, 1996-1998 – why no synthesizers? What’s your favorite Lifetime movie? ---
**Author:** ![BalmainBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@BalmainBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BalmainBoy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/50 "2002-06-17T07:45:07Z")
Bhutan vs Monserrat - SPOILERS! ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/51 "2002-06-17T08:10:06Z")
Few views, zero replies: GD - “White bread is better for toast!” MPSIMS - “I got a new phone cord today!” IMHO - “Zanfier IS the king of the pan flute” Or how about the most views with the least replies: GQ - “What is this sore on my tit? (link to pic)” ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/52 "2002-06-17T16:03:08Z")
GQ - What does athletes foot taste like? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/53 "2002-06-17T19:32:36Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Cramps \*\* Great Debates: \*\*Creationists VS Star Trek \*\* MPSIMS : \*\*Ode to Colon Polyps \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/54 "2002-06-17T19:45:58Z")
Cafe Society \*\*Tory Spelling Appreciation Thread \*\* \*\*Britney VS Cher:Battle of the Non Talents \*\* \*\*Dicaprio: The Next Marlon Brando? \*\* MPSIMS \*\* I feel so fat. \*\* \*\*I brush my teeth up/down/up/down. Anyone else? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/55 "2002-06-17T22:58:00Z")
MPSISM: Nothing to say really, just increasing my post count. BBQ: This is a stick up. Put all your money in a bag and send it to me. ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/56 "2002-06-17T23:51:07Z")
Cafe Society: [Teeming Musicians. Let’s hear your music!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=120862) heh heh ---
**Author:** ![Com2Kid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Com2Kid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Com2Kid)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/57 "2002-06-18T00:57:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DesertGeezer \* > \*\*GD: **Square room or rectangular: A question of spacial profiling?** \*\* You would recieve a FEW replies to that one; All of the math people bitching at you that all squares are by def rectangles and therefore the entire question is moot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/58 "2004-12-23T20:56:33Z")
Am I the only one who would look at all of these threads \*\*and \*\* contribute? Any threads had no replies \*\* and \*\* no views? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/59 "2004-12-23T21:07:21Z")
> [@Iceland\_Blue](#): > > Am I the only one who would look at all of these threads \*\*and \*\* contribute? > > Any threads had no replies \*\* and \*\* no views? 😃 Damn but that was a good reason to bump a _TWO YEAR OLD THREAD!_ ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2004, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085/60 "2004-12-23T21:24:20Z")
It was my personal contribution ‘This thread was last posted in two years ago.I have bumped it for no particular reason’ 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/post-titles-that-are-guaranteed-to-receive-0-replies/114085.md?page=4)